The I'm so tough game.

Started by Inkidu, September 04, 2008, 01:19:09 PM

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Mordred

... that 'even' after reading labels on all the contents in your cupboards, watching water boil, and counting the tiles in your bathroom... you find yourself still unsure of what to do.

I'm so wired...
*See Pillory*

Kroduk

...Mobsters check people for /you/

I'm so broke...
Ons and Offs

How can I be lost,
If I've got nowhere to go?
Search for seas of gold
How come it's got so cold?
How can I be lost?
In remembrance I relive.
And how can I blame you
When it's me I can't forgive?

Mordred

... that when driving past a person asking for money, you pull over and after describing your plight... they give a few bucks.

I'm so cynical...
*See Pillory*

Mithlomwen

....That you're....you're.....THE Cynical!! 

I'm so cuddly.....
Baby, it's all I know,
that your half of the flesh and blood that makes me whole...

Mordred

... That nobody on this entire planet can resist giving you a big squeeze when they come near you!

I'm so quizzical...
*See Pillory*

Marguerite

...Albert Einstein stole my theory of relativity from me.

I am so frizzy...
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You Keep On Crying, Baby, I'll Bleed You Dry
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Mordred

... that what happens in your frizz... stays in your frizz.

I'm so silly...
*See Pillory*

Marguerite

...silly string has nothing on you.

I'm so vain...
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You Keep On Crying, Baby, I'll Bleed You Dry
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Mithlomwen

....That even though the mirror says you are the most beautiful in the land you make him repeat it.

I'm so lovable...
Baby, it's all I know,
that your half of the flesh and blood that makes me whole...

Marguerite

...everyone wants you for their Valentine.

I'm such a horrible liar...
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You Keep On Crying, Baby, I'll Bleed You Dry
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Mordred

... that even when you are straining to convince somebody of your current lie... your face is smirking, your head shaking... and your lips are silently mouthing ' I'm full of sh*t'

I'm so crazy about films...
*See Pillory*

Mithlomwen

....That you know someone exactly like you!

I'm so scary.....
Baby, it's all I know,
that your half of the flesh and blood that makes me whole...

Mordred

... that while most fear the boogie man is hiding under their bed... he is... but he is terrified you are hiding in the closet.

I'm so impatient...
*See Pillory*

Mithlomwen

......That when someone says, "Just a minute."  You can only wait 45 seconds.

I'm so eager....
Baby, it's all I know,
that your half of the flesh and blood that makes me whole...

Mordred

... That the World Association of Beavers (commonly called the WAB)... applauds and somewhat fears you eagerness.

I'm such a procrastinator...
*See Pillory*

Mithlomwen

...That what you said you were going to get to tomorrow ends up being a week later.

I'm so addicted to coffee...
Baby, it's all I know,
that your half of the flesh and blood that makes me whole...

Mordred

... That your local Starbucks, each hour on the hour... has enough coffee ready to supply your daily order of 45-50 cups (which they pour, not too gracefully, into a huge bucket with the Starbucks logo splashed all over)... which, to the untrained eye seems a bit odd as you drive with this monstrosity tied to the roof of your car.

I'm so lecherous...
*See Pillory*

Solaine

#217
…That you make Lothario, Casanova, Eros, Lady Chatterley’s lover, Bill Clinton and JFK all look like chaste, awkward virginal geeks next to your lewdness and raunchy libido…


I’m so forgetful…




“Not the glittering weapon fights the fight, but rather the hero's heart.” ~ Proverb
~Currently not available for new games.~


Kroduk

Ons and Offs

How can I be lost,
If I've got nowhere to go?
Search for seas of gold
How come it's got so cold?
How can I be lost?
In remembrance I relive.
And how can I blame you
When it's me I can't forgive?

Mithlomwen

....That you finally can't stand it and stand up on your desk and sing as loudly as possible...."TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT...I AIN'T WORKIN' HERE NO MORE!" 

I'm so bored.....
Baby, it's all I know,
that your half of the flesh and blood that makes me whole...

Mordred

... That even in the middle of yawning, you start to yawn again and again... continuosly... a rare phenomenon that causes the jaw to stretch... making it easier to... yup you guessed it... yawn!

I'm so freaked out...
*See Pillory*

Solaine

That it takes the world’s best psychiatrists with years of expertise in treating super-freaked out dudes like you to calm you down to just being mildly freaked out...


I'm so organized...
“Not the glittering weapon fights the fight, but rather the hero's heart.” ~ Proverb
~Currently not available for new games.~


Mordred

... That Martha Stewart comes across as a disheveled, sloppy, completely raging mess next to you.

I'm so devious...
*See Pillory*

Mithlomwen

...That the devil himself asks you for pointers.

I'm so sick of snow....
Baby, it's all I know,
that your half of the flesh and blood that makes me whole...

Mordred

... That you decide to learn rocket science so you can develope your own transporation to Venus where we all know it would be cold day in Hell before it would ever... snow.

I'm so damn insane...
*See Pillory*