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Started by Caeli, October 27, 2008, 06:24:16 PM

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Caeli

This made me crack up. >.>;

QuoteAllstar Dota player seeking like minded female for hot scourge on sentinel action.
Can you sit for prolonged periods of time on my lap being super hot while I pwn n00bs?
Are you as PHAT as leviathan stacked full of HoTs?
Are you level 18 or higher ?
Then you may have what it takes to be my Crystal Maiden
Reply with a pic... and I will do the same.
Please no IRL fat messes.. I live an active lifestyle both in and out of the game.
I'm a super nice guy, I don't gank on the first game, and I'll never try to gank you from behind.
I'm in it for the long run, and will never leave a game before it's over.


Yours Truly.
Dota Ghost

P.S. I'm super serious about the level 18 stuff. I don't want to goto jail because I ganked a n00b.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/min/871261351.html
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Inkidu

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I don't want to be judgmental but should I laugh or cry? I don't know :D

Edit: From what he writes, I don't think his lifestyle goes that far out of the game.
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Primarch

That's just my kind of humour, if I ever met him I'd buy him a pint!

Mathim

Wait, you mean this wasn't on a joke site, this was actually on a legit thing like craigslist?
Considering a permanent retirement from Elliquiy, but you can find me on Blue Moon (under the same username).

Andy

*dies from severe cramps, due to excessive laughing*
Quote from: Oniya on November 15, 2012, 09:32:19 PM
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Mabmoro

Quote from: Mathim on October 28, 2008, 05:49:20 PM
Wait, you mean this wasn't on a joke site, this was actually on a legit thing like craigslist?

Define legit. If they let comedy gold like this in... Hehe...

He sounds like 90% of the people at my old college.