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Corrupt a wish

Started by Twilightfiredragon, October 04, 2011, 02:08:49 PM

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Ramman

Granted your car breaks down and you are forced to walk until your feet bleed and wear down to nubs.

I wish i could come up with the perfect uncorruptible wish.

Flaming

Granted, you do, but then you realize there is no point in playing this game anymore

I wish you were here...

Ramman

Granted, I am there...to collect you're soul. You're dead.

I wish some victoria's secret models were here.

Sybl

Granted. But you discover them to be robotic mannequins and do nothing for you but stare in empty space.

I wish you the best day ever.

Saku

Granted. But you have the most horrible night ever.

I wish I could pay all my debts off...
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Flaming

OK, the bank collects back all your belongings and sends you a letter:"At the present moment We regard your position as settled. Have a nice day."

I wish I manage to bed *******

Sybl

Granted. You manage to bed ******* and they die.

I wish I had a new camera.

PigPin

Granted you're camera is awesome but everything you take a picture of disappears into the camera.   And to top if off you're not quite sure how to get them out.

I wish i have a pitcher of cold, non toxic non skunky beer and a plate of freshly cooked, non toxic hot wings which are not cold in the middle.

Jethro

Granted, only problem is, your hands are tied behind your back

I wish I could fly ...
Take a closer look, [you].  I know you want to ;)

My offs and ons
Current Role Plays: Into the West, Biblomythica.., The End of the Rainbow
Stories: A Gentle Love
Time is limited at the moment, so will not be accepting any new RP's because I would hate to let anyone down
ON HOLIDAY, thought I would have wifi, but nope.  Back soon.

PigPin

Granted, you are bound and gagged and loaded into the human sized cannon.  The trigger is pulled and you go soaring.

I wish my hands weren't tied so i can enjoy my beer and hot wings.

Sybl

Granted. But your food is imitation and tastes horrid, though it is hot and delicious looking.

I wish I had my degree in humor.

Jethro

granted, but no-one gets your style

I wish I could cook ..
Take a closer look, [you].  I know you want to ;)

My offs and ons
Current Role Plays: Into the West, Biblomythica.., The End of the Rainbow
Stories: A Gentle Love
Time is limited at the moment, so will not be accepting any new RP's because I would hate to let anyone down
ON HOLIDAY, thought I would have wifi, but nope.  Back soon.

Sybl

Granted. You cook but everything is gross and unappealing.

I wish I knew a better way to clean the house.

Jethro

Granted but it is too hard for you to achieve

I wish I could dance

(lmao, I already cook like that, I was hoping to improve ;))
Take a closer look, [you].  I know you want to ;)

My offs and ons
Current Role Plays: Into the West, Biblomythica.., The End of the Rainbow
Stories: A Gentle Love
Time is limited at the moment, so will not be accepting any new RP's because I would hate to let anyone down
ON HOLIDAY, thought I would have wifi, but nope.  Back soon.

Sybl

Granted, you dance right off the cliff. Oops :P

I wish I had my own cooking show.  ;D

Ramman

Granted however the network makes your target audience cannibals and they decide the thing you cook on your show is you. Only one episode airs as a result.

I wish Sybl could have had a more successful cooking show.

Jethro

granted, the single show gained endless reruns, but only doped up students watched them and forgot them in the morning.

I wish that I could be universally loved ... ;)
Take a closer look, [you].  I know you want to ;)

My offs and ons
Current Role Plays: Into the West, Biblomythica.., The End of the Rainbow
Stories: A Gentle Love
Time is limited at the moment, so will not be accepting any new RP's because I would hate to let anyone down
ON HOLIDAY, thought I would have wifi, but nope.  Back soon.

Sybl

Granted. The universe loves you so much it makes you a star. A burning bright star.

I wish I had my own Cessna.

Jethro

Granted, only thing is, you are not allowed to fly in it.

I wish I had a yacht
Take a closer look, [you].  I know you want to ;)

My offs and ons
Current Role Plays: Into the West, Biblomythica.., The End of the Rainbow
Stories: A Gentle Love
Time is limited at the moment, so will not be accepting any new RP's because I would hate to let anyone down
ON HOLIDAY, thought I would have wifi, but nope.  Back soon.

Sybl

Granted. A Great white shark rams your yacht leaving only slivers floating in the water.

I wish I was a great dancer.

Ramman

Granted, You are the greatest pole dancer in the universe.

I wish i had a dollar.

Sybl

Granted. you have a dollar, but someone snagged it while she was pole dancing. :P

I wish I was a real comedian.

Flaming

Granted, now nobody believes you anymore, you are always acting

I wish I get promoted

Zexena

Granted but now all your co-workers hate you.

I wish i was immortal.

Jethro

granted, but you still age so you end up very very old

I wish I could shape shift
Take a closer look, [you].  I know you want to ;)

My offs and ons
Current Role Plays: Into the West, Biblomythica.., The End of the Rainbow
Stories: A Gentle Love
Time is limited at the moment, so will not be accepting any new RP's because I would hate to let anyone down
ON HOLIDAY, thought I would have wifi, but nope.  Back soon.