Corrupt a wish

[Story Tale]

Granted but it's all over the internet so you can't see them.

I wish I could have breakfast made for me every morning.

[King Pudding]

Granted, but the only thing the chef knows how to make is toast and cornflakes.

I wish I had more time.

[Merry Gentry]

Granted, but now time has stopped for everyone else and you are quite alone.

I wish I could ride every roller coaster in the world!

[luna146]

Granted however you get stuck at the worst locations in each coaster.

I wish I could turn invisable

[Merry Gentry]

Granted, but now you can't turn back and no one sees you so you cease to exist.

I wish for a full body massages, for free

[FourStellar]

Granted, but the masseuse has callused hands and filthy fingernails because his other job is in diesel mechanics.

I wish I could play piano.

[luna146]

Granted but you only know one song

I wish to have superpowers

[Soulfire]

Granted, but your superpower is to correct all the toilet paper in the world so it's hanging in the right direction.

I wish the mud was gone from my horses pasture!

[Story Tale]

Granted, but now it's inside your house.

I wish I had all the free time in the world.

[Merry Gentry]

Granted, you are now unemployed and have no money and are soon homeless cause you can't pay the rent

I wish I was President of the USA

[luna146]

Grant now everyone hates you

I wish I could be a queen

[Soulfire]

Granted! Unfortunately, you're Marie Antoinette.

I wish I could fall asleep.

[Merry Gentry]

Granted, but now you never wake up..  the eternal sleeping beauty


I wish I had longer fingernails

[Story Tale]

Granted! Oops, they're too long and now you can't type on Elliquiy anymore. :(

I wish I could get dressed just by snapping my fingers.

[Merry Gentry]

Granted, but all your clothes don't fit and it's very uncomfortable

I wish I wasn't allergic to cats

[luna146]

Granted but now your house is full of cats which tear up your furniture.

I wish for some new clothes

[Story Tale]

Granted but your grandmother picked them out for you.

I wish I had woken up earlier.

[Eikichi]

Granted, but as a consequence you now end up sleeping at 3 am. Living with little sleep and always being exhausted.

I wish I had more time in the day.

[Soulfire]

Granted! You now move at a faster pace than everyone else, which leaves the rest of humanity looking like they're sludging through muck and speaking at an annoying slow, drawn out pace, which requires an unnatural amount of patience to cope with.

I wish my coffee would make itself and come to me. :)

[Shekinah]

Granted but as soon as you take a sip from it, it starts screaming as if you're killing it

I wish I had an unlimited supply of tasty chocolates at my disposal

[Story Tale]

Granted but now you have no room for anything else in your cabinets except for chocolate and you soon grow sick of it.

I wish I was done with work.

[Soulfire]

Granted! You're done with work. Forever. You're now destitute.

I wish I could fly.

[Shekinah]

Granted, you are now turned into a common city pigeon

I wish I could teleport to any place in the world whenever I wanted

[Eikichi]

Granted, but now everytime you take off you become unbearably queasy and spend the next few hours vomiting.

I wish my muse didn't keep abandoning me.

[Soulfire]

Granted! You're now so ridden with ideas and inspiration that you cannot concentrate long enough to actually get anything out.

I wish I had a maid!