Would you like me if I.....

[Ephemera]

Sure, we can always buy more.

If I told you fairy tales?

[Belle33]

Love them - yes!

...if I twisted the tales for my own wicked delight?

[Ephemera]

ooh, the darker the better!

if I played the same sad song on the stereo one too many times?

[Belle33]

Um - no. 

... if I borrowed your favorite boots and broke the heel?

[Ephemera]

Only if you fell gracefully and made me smile.

if I brought you strays?

[Kazuume]

maybe

loaned out all your CDs to someone you liked?

[selfexiled]

So long as I had copies and you said it was my idea

...if I asked you to trick or treat with me?

[Story Tale]

Yes! Free candy!

If I woke you up by jumping on the bed?

[Kazuume]

probably! hehe


.....ran around your house screaming the ice cream man was coming down the road and I wanted ice cream?

[MasterMischief]

Of course.  Close proximity of the ice cream man is always cause for running around and screaming.

Would you like me if I ran around naked screaming the ice cream man is coming?

[selfexiled]

maybe once i know you better... then maybe it wont be so wierd.

....if i set up a private treasure hunt in the house for the two of us?

[Kazuume]

yes!

i went down on you at work under your desk?

[Mordred]

*Reads and rereads..* That some sort of trick question? If I say yes, will you pull some string releasing a bucket of revenge for all the trips to the jell-o pit? :P *carefully nods, eyes shifting back and forth*

.. if during lunch I took you to 'Chuck E Cheese' to play a marathon of video games? (NOT for the crappy pizza)

[Kazuume]

ooooh Yah that sounds like fun!

I bought you a new box of crayons including all the extra new colors?

[selfexiled]

YYaaaaaaayyyyyyy *slaps exitedly* Cwayons!!!!!

If I used the crayons to draw a picture of you?

[Story Tale]

Yes, as long as you were able to capture my stunning beauty and intellect in a stick figure xD

If I put your drawing on my fridge?

[selfexiled]

Heeyy i draw better than that.... I would be very honored to be on your fridge.

...if i got out some paint and used you as the canvas... I promise its water-based.

[Story Tale]

Yes! I warn you though, I'm very ticklish...

... if I sneezed while you were painting and caused you to mess up?

[selfexiled]

its ok its all a mess anyway  ;D

...if i handed you the brush and said it was your turn

[Story Tale]

Oooh I would love it!

... if I could only draw stick figures?

[selfexiled]

So long as you had fun

... if once we were both covered in paint I wrapped you in a tight hug and smooshed all our paints together

[Sybl]

I would like you.

Would you like me if I showed you all my fractals, and gave only the best to you?

[selfexiled]

Sh-yaa those things are sweet i could stare at em for hours

....if i offered to repay your kindness with....(insert request here) >:) >:) ;D

[Kazuume]

i suppose

treated you as a king/queen for a week?

[James Moriarty]

Oh I think so, though I have always been bad with pointy hats.

...if I recited a silly poem while massaging your feet?