Pat Robertson

Started by Kotah, January 14, 2010, 03:11:26 PM

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Kotah

Finally in a rage we scream at the top of our lungs into this lonely night, begging and pleading they stop sucking up dry.There as guilty as sin, still as they always do when faced with an angry mob: they wipe the blood from their mouths and calm us down with their words of milk and honey. So the play begins, we the once angry mob are now pacified and sit quietly entertained. But the curtain exists far from now becasue their lies have been spoken. My dear, have you forgotten what comes next? This is the part where we change the world.

Beguile's Mistress

Mr. Robertson seems to have amazing knowledge of contracts between Satan and others.

Is he Satan's lawyer, his accountant or an agent of the IRS?

Kotah

I have no idea.

However, Haiti's revolution was... over 200 years ago.... How does he know the details? Apparently, he was there!  :o
Finally in a rage we scream at the top of our lungs into this lonely night, begging and pleading they stop sucking up dry.There as guilty as sin, still as they always do when faced with an angry mob: they wipe the blood from their mouths and calm us down with their words of milk and honey. So the play begins, we the once angry mob are now pacified and sit quietly entertained. But the curtain exists far from now becasue their lies have been spoken. My dear, have you forgotten what comes next? This is the part where we change the world.

HairyHeretic

Here's a selection of his previous greatest hits

Quote"(T)he feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians." –Pat Robertson

Quote"Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history." –Pat Robertson

I think the Jews might have something to say about that. Maybe the Cathars .. oh wait, they were slaughtered to a man, my bad.

Quote"Well, I totally concur." –Pat Robertson to Jerry Falwell following the Sept. 11 attacks, after Falwell said, "I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way -- all of them who have tried to secularize America -- I point the finger in their face and say: "You helped this happen."

I'm not Christian, but I'd really like a ringside seat when Pat shuffles off and goes to face his judgement.
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Kotah

Me too. Man if god does exist, I hope he puts that on TVO for me.
Finally in a rage we scream at the top of our lungs into this lonely night, begging and pleading they stop sucking up dry.There as guilty as sin, still as they always do when faced with an angry mob: they wipe the blood from their mouths and calm us down with their words of milk and honey. So the play begins, we the once angry mob are now pacified and sit quietly entertained. But the curtain exists far from now becasue their lies have been spoken. My dear, have you forgotten what comes next? This is the part where we change the world.

Callie Del Noire

What is sad is he most likely believes it.

OldSchoolGamer

About the best service Mr. Robertson could render to God is to shut his pie-hole.

Callie Del Noire

Quote from: OldSchoolGamer on January 14, 2010, 05:41:51 PM
About the best service Mr. Robertson could render to God is to shut his pie-hole.

Sadly, with our luck he's going to live another two decades. :(


Talia

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Quote from: Callie Del Noire on January 14, 2010, 04:58:35 PM
What is sad is he most likely believes it.

Sorry Callie Del Noire, I meant to put   +1 then my statement

He's an idiot.... and what's sad is there are many others like him who walk amongst us!
He looks at me and my heart starts skipping beats, my face starts to glow and my eyes start to twinkle.
Imagine what he would do to me if he smiled!

Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips.

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Sabby

"A fanatic is someone who won't change their minds, and won't change the subject" about the best service he provides is making Jack Thompson seem professional and polite. Poor guy could use the help.

Beguile's Mistress

Quote from: Callie Del Noire on January 14, 2010, 04:58:35 PMWhat is sad is he most likely believes it.
Quote from: Laurrel on January 14, 2010, 06:38:15 PMHe's an idiot.... and what's sad is there are many others like him who walk amongst us!

What is even more sad is that there are many others out there who believe what he says.

There is one benefit of his ministry.  He is requesting donations in aid of the Haitians.

Kotah

I fear the aid they are going to send... will be in the form of many tiny bibles. Instead of things that they actually need.
Finally in a rage we scream at the top of our lungs into this lonely night, begging and pleading they stop sucking up dry.There as guilty as sin, still as they always do when faced with an angry mob: they wipe the blood from their mouths and calm us down with their words of milk and honey. So the play begins, we the once angry mob are now pacified and sit quietly entertained. But the curtain exists far from now becasue their lies have been spoken. My dear, have you forgotten what comes next? This is the part where we change the world.

Beguile's Mistress

They display a toll-free number for their faithful to donate money for the relief effort.

Jude

Who let Ole Pat out of the old folks home?

Trieste

That's, uh. That's very special, Pat.

kylie

Quote from: Kotah Kringle on January 14, 2010, 11:36:05 PM
I fear the aid they are going to send... will be in the form of many tiny bibles. Instead of things that they actually need.
I was thinking something similar... 

          Hope they don't spend a week censoring the reading materials and searching for condoms to weed out.  It's great if they want to help, but the Christian Right's record on aid to Africa is not encouraging in that regard.
     

DarklingAlice

Robertson is disgusting. I would much rather donate to an organization that is not going to bleed of portions of every dollar to "save souls" when they could be saving lives.

The American Red Cross

Also:
Daily Show: Haiti Earthquake Reactions
For every complex problem there is a solution that is simple, elegant, and wrong.


Kotah

HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS ARE FEARED DEAD.

I... just.... are people loosing their damn minds anymore?
Finally in a rage we scream at the top of our lungs into this lonely night, begging and pleading they stop sucking up dry.There as guilty as sin, still as they always do when faced with an angry mob: they wipe the blood from their mouths and calm us down with their words of milk and honey. So the play begins, we the once angry mob are now pacified and sit quietly entertained. But the curtain exists far from now becasue their lies have been spoken. My dear, have you forgotten what comes next? This is the part where we change the world.

Serephino

No.  People like that lost their minds a long time ago.

RubySlippers

Lets see did he ever READ the gospels and the teachings of Jesus?  :-\