Would you like me if I.....

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Despairs

No. Would you like me if I built the ultimate super car, with nitro boost, weapons, a camouflage function, and could talk in your voice as well drive by itself?
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Note: Strictly  homosexual pairings as the main focus in stories bore me, however I am fine with it as side pairings as long as I write for the males  in a relationship with each other, or the two  males involved with each other and the female in a polyamory relationship.

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Mnemosyne

No. I am not really big on cars? It would also be pretty freaky if it talked using my voice?

Would you like me if I asked you to remind me about things constantly because I was forgetting them?
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Captain Maltese

We'd make an interesting couple. My short term memory is pretty iffy too.

Would you like me if I suggested we get a twin branding on our arms?

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Mnemosyne

Yes, probably? So long as it was not too big of a branding and it wasn't your name?

Would you like me if I wanted to see how far I could climb up a mountain without any form of gear, not even the proper shoes to climb?
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Despairs

No. In fact over my dead body. Would you like me if I was secretly a super villain?
---> Click here to visit current request thread for pairings with plots as well as ons and offs.<---
Note: Strictly  homosexual pairings as the main focus in stories bore me, however I am fine with it as side pairings as long as I write for the males  in a relationship with each other, or the two  males involved with each other and the female in a polyamory relationship.

Status: May be slow in replying to messages due to online Uni and job hunting.

Uni graduation: 8/24/25.

Captain Maltese

Power is only interesting if it is put to an interesting purpose.

Would you like me if I suggested an airship ride?

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Mnemosyne

No. I don't think so. I've seen too many depictions of bad things happening with airships!

Would you like me if I won the lottery and you knew, but I didn't share it with you?
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Cravings//Apologies&Absences//O&O
I've been Insulted... Disrespected... I've been
Mistreated

Captain Maltese

Yes. I don't take that sort of thing for granted at all.

Would you like me if I had a prothesic limb, like an arm?

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Mnemosyne

Yes, so long as I can tell. Or you tell me? Hopefully I don't find out by surprise, get scared, then offend you. Of course, even real limbs can scare me sometimes given the chance.

Would you like me if I decided the only time I would go outside during any year, was during fall/autumn?
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Belle33

No, all seasons, like people, have their wonders.

Would you like me if I blindfolded you and led you several steps to a big surprise?

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Mnemosyne

No. Without some sort of guidelines as to where we were going, and what was really going on I'd freak out! Being blindfolded after getting in a naughty mood is one thing, but having to trust with nothing to hold onto but you? Oh I would be terrified! Well, perhaps if you let me hold you really tightly...

Would you like me if I took out an insurance policy on you?
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Thick, lengthy, and something I can choke up on.
Cravings//Apologies&Absences//O&O
I've been Insulted... Disrespected... I've been
Mistreated

Belle33

Nope - why should you profit from my downfall?

Would you like me if I was always honest with you?

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Captain Maltese

Honesty can be the cruelest weapon. It should be mixed with tacit silence among friends and/or lovers.

Would you like me if I made quotemarks with my "fingers"?

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Despairs

Yes, it would amuse me. Would you like me, if I was the reason your date was ruined?
---> Click here to visit current request thread for pairings with plots as well as ons and offs.<---
Note: Strictly  homosexual pairings as the main focus in stories bore me, however I am fine with it as side pairings as long as I write for the males  in a relationship with each other, or the two  males involved with each other and the female in a polyamory relationship.

Status: May be slow in replying to messages due to online Uni and job hunting.

Uni graduation: 8/24/25.

Captain Maltese

That would depend. Did you ruin it by intention, or was it an accident? See, I can ruin my dates myself without any kind of external help so an intended destruction of said date would be considered an act of war.

Would you like me if I suggested a double blind date?

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Lapine

As long as you're MY date.

Would you like me if I gave you a kilt and expected you to wear it?

Despairs

My first order of business would be to have you shipped off to another continent. Would you like me if I was skilled martial arts master with a long thin white beard?
---> Click here to visit current request thread for pairings with plots as well as ons and offs.<---
Note: Strictly  homosexual pairings as the main focus in stories bore me, however I am fine with it as side pairings as long as I write for the males  in a relationship with each other, or the two  males involved with each other and the female in a polyamory relationship.

Status: May be slow in replying to messages due to online Uni and job hunting.

Uni graduation: 8/24/25.

Undine

I think we'd be fine.  I'd gladly play the Black Mamba to your Pai Mei. 

Would you like me if I interrupted your train of thought on more than one occasion?
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Belle33

Yes, you're adorable, how could I be upset with you.

Would you like me if I didn't laugh at your jokes?

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Despairs

No. I am not a hilarious person. Would you like me if I was a killer kung-fu cat?
---> Click here to visit current request thread for pairings with plots as well as ons and offs.<---
Note: Strictly  homosexual pairings as the main focus in stories bore me, however I am fine with it as side pairings as long as I write for the males  in a relationship with each other, or the two  males involved with each other and the female in a polyamory relationship.

Status: May be slow in replying to messages due to online Uni and job hunting.

Uni graduation: 8/24/25.

Belle33

No - sounds high maintenance.

Would you like me if I was late picking you up for a date?

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Despairs

Yes, especially if it was raining and I was alone in a foreign place, waiting for you. Would you like me if I rebuilt your car, so that it can drive by itself?
---> Click here to visit current request thread for pairings with plots as well as ons and offs.<---
Note: Strictly  homosexual pairings as the main focus in stories bore me, however I am fine with it as side pairings as long as I write for the males  in a relationship with each other, or the two  males involved with each other and the female in a polyamory relationship.

Status: May be slow in replying to messages due to online Uni and job hunting.

Uni graduation: 8/24/25.

Captain Maltese

What's the point of having a car if I can't do my Clarkson impersonation while going places?

Would you like me if I suggested spending the evening on the boat quay with a dinner basket and a bottle of good wine?

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Belle33

Yes - so, so yes.

Would you like me if I insisted on us seeing every superhero movie released this year?

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Captain Maltese

I average a movie every evening so why not? But I am not so hot on guys with the underpants on the outside, so I would offer a trade: for every superhero movie, we will also see either a black and white or a war movie.

Would you like me if I took you out to oddball cinemas that only shows foreign movies with captions?

Posting status:  25th December: Up To Date 5 of 9 : last month 2, this month 5, total 38 posts for 2023.

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