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The I'm so tough game.

Started by Inkidu, September 04, 2008, 01:19:09 PM

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Mordred

... that you... (drumroll) ... are Batman!

I'm so waterproof...
*See Pillory*

dready

(omfg no wei!)

that your insides only leak out when you've got a tear, or when there's condensation.

i'm so asian...

Captain Maltese

...that you eat your rice with pocky sticks ;D


I'm so Scandinavian...

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Inkidu

Quote from: Captain Calico on February 18, 2009, 07:35:45 PM
...that you eat your rice with pocky sticks ;D


I'm so Scandinavian...
You often feel this weird urge to pillage a village.

I'm so surprised this game caught on...
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Solaine

that if I were to predict that this game will last another 253 posts you'll laugh me to tears


I'm so fond of chocolate...
“Not the glittering weapon fights the fight, but rather the hero's heart.” ~ Proverb
~Currently not available for new games.~


Kroduk

...That you top your chocolate-filled Hershey chocolatey choco-fudge-fudge-choc bars with chocolate syrup and chocolate chips.

I'm so clingy...
Ons and Offs

How can I be lost,
If I've got nowhere to go?
Search for seas of gold
How come it's got so cold?
How can I be lost?
In remembrance I relive.
And how can I blame you
When it's me I can't forgive?

Solaine

that they had to rename the plastic cling wrap product to Kroduk Kling Wrap


I'm so destructive...
“Not the glittering weapon fights the fight, but rather the hero's heart.” ~ Proverb
~Currently not available for new games.~


Mnemaxa

....that they theorize thermonuclear weapons with your name might incinerate the planet....just by being written up on paper.

I'm so nightmarish....

The Well of my Dreams is Poisoned; I draw off the Poison, which becomes the Ink of my Authorship, the Paint upon my Brush.

Solaine

That if given the choice of dreaming about a horde of demons eating me alive slowly and tortuously, and dreaming about you, I'd choose the demons any time.

I'm so clumsy...
“Not the glittering weapon fights the fight, but rather the hero's heart.” ~ Proverb
~Currently not available for new games.~


thewhiterabbit

...that you trip on your own tied shoelaces.

I'm so tired...

Mordred

... that even while typing this, you fell asleep 16 times.

I'm so quick...
*See Pillory*

dready

when you strip to have sex your pants hit the floor after you're both naked.

i'm so tech-esque...

Mordred

... that in the deepest reaches of the universe, aliens track and monitor your every move... believing such a tech-esque human must surely be the leader of this crazy planet called Earth.

I'm so lame...
*See Pillory*

Solaine

.... that I'm wondering if I should even deign to post an answer to your post ...


I'm so dizzy...
“Not the glittering weapon fights the fight, but rather the hero's heart.” ~ Proverb
~Currently not available for new games.~


Mordred

Quote from: Chatoyant Silk on February 19, 2009, 08:11:38 PM
.... that I'm wondering if I should even deign to post an answer to your post ...

*shakes head grinning... very good* :P


... that you keep reaching up to pull the chord... begging, pleading to be LET OFF!!

I'm so nasally...
*See Pillory*

thewhiterabbit

...that you whine even between breaths.

I'm so embittered...

Mordred

... that you single-handedly gave a huge boost to the sugar cane, honey, and maple syrup industries with your insatiable need for sweet flavors (to combat that intensely bitter taste, smell, and overall feel that simply resonates from you.

I'm so forgiving...
*See Pillory*

Kroduk

...That you got in a forgiveness fight with Jesus and won.

He still hasn't forgiven you.

I'm so in debt...
Ons and Offs

How can I be lost,
If I've got nowhere to go?
Search for seas of gold
How come it's got so cold?
How can I be lost?
In remembrance I relive.
And how can I blame you
When it's me I can't forgive?

Mordred

... that the government decided to give you billions to help in your recovery.

I'm so brain-dead...
*See Pillory*

Mnemaxa

...jello has a more detectable EEG pattern.

I'm so mathematically challenged....

The Well of my Dreams is Poisoned; I draw off the Poison, which becomes the Ink of my Authorship, the Paint upon my Brush.

Kroduk

...That 2 + 2 = cake!

I'm so smelly...
Ons and Offs

How can I be lost,
If I've got nowhere to go?
Search for seas of gold
How come it's got so cold?
How can I be lost?
In remembrance I relive.
And how can I blame you
When it's me I can't forgive?

Mordred

... that you even consider having your own nose removed.

I'm such a newbie...
*See Pillory*

Solaine

...That someone always has to hold your hand every second of the day


I'm so sleepy...
“Not the glittering weapon fights the fight, but rather the hero's heart.” ~ Proverb
~Currently not available for new games.~


Jack

...That you have to tape a pillow to your forehead in case you pass out.

I'm so cold...

Captain Maltese

...that the fridge is your sauna.


I'm so playful...

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