Ruin the Wish

Started by Blaed, August 22, 2011, 01:15:40 AM

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Sybl

 XD Your farts do smell like cinnamon buns, so good in fact, that every time you fart the neighborhood dogs chase you down and bite your butt.  XD

I wish I had a video camera to record mannik being eaten alive. ;)

MiaFire

You get the best video camera on the market but it's a defective one.

I wish for a relaxing day at the beach.
In the darkness of the mind and the shadows of imagination...
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Sybl

Wish Granted. You fall asleep on the beach and get sunburned.

I wish for somebody nice to sweep me off my feet.

mannik

The man of your dreams comes in and sweeps you off your feet, unfortunately you land on your head and fracture your skull, the trauma causing memory loss and you spend the rest of your life unable to remember your friends, your family, and even yourself.

I wish I could remember where I left my damned keys!

Sybl

You remember where you left your damned keys, sorry about that, I didn't know they were yours, I threw them in the garbage disposal this morning.

I wish I had a house.

Aria Darkenwing

Granted. You got a house on a sandy island in the middle of the Pacific.

I wish for ice cream.
I come from the valley of the gods where meanings are lilting and oblique. ~Ayn Rand



Sybl

You get a giant truck load of ice cream delivered to your house, unfortunately you are not home and it melted and the ants are having a swim party.

I wish my head would quit pounding.

mannik

Your head quits pounding...but only because your heart has stopped.

I wish I knew everything there is to know about everything!

Sybl

Wish Granted. You become a know it all, and no body likes you.

I wish I had this

Slaven

Wish granted, but then it explodes before you can drive it.

I wish I had a bakery.
Don't worry. That's not my breath on the back of your neck! >.>

Slaven's O/Os and some RP ideas!

Sybl

Wish Granted. But no one will work for you.

I wish I had a mustang. (horse not car)

Jonny Boy

Wish granted.  After a number of great years with your mustang stallion he meets a young filly and trots off into the sunset.

I wish I could hear what people are thinking but only the good thoughts....

Sybl

Wish Granted. You are abducted by aliens and cannot understand the language.

I wish I could sleep for 8 hours straight.

Reagan

Wish granted but now, you can only sleep for eight hours straight, no more more and no less.  No more catnaps for you!

Sybl

Quote from: Reagan on September 05, 2011, 12:44:24 PM
Wish granted but now, you can only sleep for eight hours straight, no more more and no less.  No more catnaps for you!
you forgot to make a wish..   >:)

I'll make one for you:
[Regan wishes for approval soon]

Sybl

Reagan gets approved and the internet fails. :P

I wish everyone would post here.

figliaperduta

Everyone posts here, but it's all about Justin Bieber.

I wish to have no more Very Weird Weather.

fig

Sybl

Wish granted, however, you fall through a hole in the earths crust and it closes up, leaving you below the surface for years.

I wish I could play a video game.

Reagan

A deed arrives in the post telling you a distant relative has died and left you his house.  You move in and discover that he's yet to vacate it, haunting the place every night. 

Quote from: Sybl on September 05, 2011, 02:46:47 PM
you forgot to make a wish..   >:)

I'll make one for you:
[Regan wishes for approval soon]

Oops  :-[


Reagan

Ok, that time I responded to the wrong wish and still failed to wish something myself.  Good grief.

Sybl gets her video game on eBay but winds up having to play it through in Suomi.

I wish for a few more IQ points.

figliaperduta

You're now the world's brightest person, but people won't leave you alone to figure out how you got so much smarter overnight!

I wish I wasn't sick.

fig

Sybl

Wish Granted. You are well, and everyone gets a contagious virus and you have to stay home, alone.

I wish I owned a car.

figliaperduta

Wish granted--enjoy your Yugo, while it lasts.

I wish my room were cleaner.

Sybl

Wish Granted. You floor gets a nice wax and your feet get stuck, ruining your shoes and your floor.

I wish I had a warmer coat.

Traveller

Wish Granted Sybl. You are now covered in fur, that sheds horribly in summer, clogging the shower drain something fierce.

I wish I had a nicer car.
Sigs are for people who know what they're doing.