Sex is like...

Started by Gosco, March 15, 2010, 11:39:28 PM

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Autumn52

if done right it can be very very wet

how is sex like a game of chess
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Zelric Miras

You have to know your 'moves'

How is sex like a beer?

Autumn52

the 'head' is so good

how is sex like a cherry
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Zelric Miras

It leaves a sweet aftertaste.

How is sex like birds?

Autumn52

When you are with the right person you feel like you are flying

How is sex like a carousel ride
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Lucinda

It can be beautiful to watch and fun to climb on, but it can leave you feeling dizzy, giddy or even sick.

Why is sex like visiting the moon?
"She distrusted a moon like that. A full moon could only wane, a new moon could only wax, but a half moon, balancing so precariously between light and dark ... well, it could do anything..."

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Autumn52

you lose your center of gravity for a while

Why is sex like oxygen
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CaptainErotica

You need it to survive.

Why is sex like a Horror Movie?

Autumn52

It can make you scream and clutch onto whoever you are with

Why is sex like a long hot shower
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CaptainErotica

Because it feels so good you could let it go on forever, but sooner or later you have to finish.

Why is sex like the Moon?

Gosco

Sex is like the moon, because sometimes it hits your eye.

Why is sex like washing a car?
What would the world be like without the creative? Always the same.

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stormsfury

Because it requires you to be flexible enough to reach every nook, and is also very wet.

Why is sex like a long hike?

Jecht

Sex is like a long hike because it takes forever to get there and sometimes it's easy to give up but when you finish it, the satisfaction is the best.

Why is sex like pizza?
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Lucinda

Well the classic line is that sex is like pizza because even bad pizza is good pizza ;-) Anyway we already covered that one i think. 

Why is having sex like meeting the queen?
"She distrusted a moon like that. A full moon could only wane, a new moon could only wax, but a half moon, balancing so precariously between light and dark ... well, it could do anything..."

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Autumn52

Because you might be nervous the first time but after awhile it becomes  a real joy

How is sex like building a snowman
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grdell

You always look forward to it, it never lasts as long as you'd like, and then you find yourself looking forward to the next time you can do it.

How is sex like listening to music?
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Lucinda

It can be relaxing, inspiring, exhilarating, beautiful, romantic, or can even make you cry. Its a personal experience but often fun to share with others.

Why is having sex like eating a hamburger?
"She distrusted a moon like that. A full moon could only wane, a new moon could only wax, but a half moon, balancing so precariously between light and dark ... well, it could do anything..."

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Autumn52

When you slip the meat between the buns it gives you a good feeling but if you add some good stuff to the mix it can really spice things up.

How is sex like riding a snow mobile
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Talia




Sex is like riding a snow mobile. You experience some rough patches, smooth sailing, can shift gears and speed, all the while enjoying the ride and the view.

Why is sex like a bottle of fine wine....
He looks at me and my heart starts skipping beats, my face starts to glow and my eyes start to twinkle.
Imagine what he would do to me if he smiled!

Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips.

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Autumn52

when it is good, you savor the taste and the feel in your mouth.

How is Sex like a hot fudge sundae
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Lucinda

It makes a special event even more special. Something intoxicating to be savoured and enjoyed.

Why is having sex like playing battleships?
"She distrusted a moon like that. A full moon could only wane, a new moon could only wax, but a half moon, balancing so precariously between light and dark ... well, it could do anything..."

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Autumn52

If you make the wrong moves you can ruin the game.

How is sex like getting your pussy waxed?
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Lady Ayame

Because it can be painful but in a good way ;)

Why is sex like your favorite pair of jeans?

Autumn52

your favorite pair of jeans can caress your body and make you feel sexy

how is sex like your best friend?
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Sasha

 because some intimate secrets are shared during it .

How is sex like a warm summer breeze ?