Breakup with the person above you!

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Stone

#6800
October 27, 2011, 01:16:45 AM
I liked you better when you were your own mom.
The sphere was solid with Plunkett, and only waited for someone to be in; like, like the meaning of a word waiting for a word to be the meaning of. - John Crowley, Engine Summer.

To manipulate a man is a careful project. Too light a hand, and he follows his own whim; too heavy a hand, and he will turn on you. - Thief II: The Metal Age.

Samael

#6801
October 27, 2011, 04:44:56 AM
You keep nibbling on my thumb instead of on m... you know.
Until you actually listen and buy some glasses this between us cannot continue!
Take care, wishing the best, and watch out to not walk against the wall again.
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Stone

#6802
October 27, 2011, 04:49:55 AM
You smell funny. Not like haha funny, but like dead dead funny. Which is okay.

Your hair is weird. Not like Woody Allen weird, but like Oprah Winfrey weird. Which is okay.

Your fingers kind of fall off if I try to bite them. Not like cartoon fall off, but like zombie fall off. Which is okay.

I guess I don't really have a reason for breaking up with you except... I'm a girl. Not like a girl girl, but like a... whatever!
The sphere was solid with Plunkett, and only waited for someone to be in; like, like the meaning of a word waiting for a word to be the meaning of. - John Crowley, Engine Summer.

To manipulate a man is a careful project. Too light a hand, and he follows his own whim; too heavy a hand, and he will turn on you. - Thief II: The Metal Age.

Kahlen

#6803
October 27, 2011, 06:34:55 AM
I will no longer tolerate your 'thumb' sized ....stuff.  8-)

Bye bye Stoney~

Stone

#6804
October 27, 2011, 06:38:30 AM
I will not tolerate your dolls! I need space in the house to keep my GIJOEs too, you know!
The sphere was solid with Plunkett, and only waited for someone to be in; like, like the meaning of a word waiting for a word to be the meaning of. - John Crowley, Engine Summer.

To manipulate a man is a careful project. Too light a hand, and he follows his own whim; too heavy a hand, and he will turn on you. - Thief II: The Metal Age.

Kahlen

#6805
October 27, 2011, 06:41:09 AM
I am breaking up with you because you included 'Ken' among your GIJOEs!

That is so not manly ~.~

Stone

#6806
October 27, 2011, 06:43:54 AM
Mistaking Chuckles as Ken. Everyone knows Chuckles is awesome! You're so out of my life!
The sphere was solid with Plunkett, and only waited for someone to be in; like, like the meaning of a word waiting for a word to be the meaning of. - John Crowley, Engine Summer.

To manipulate a man is a careful project. Too light a hand, and he follows his own whim; too heavy a hand, and he will turn on you. - Thief II: The Metal Age.

Kazuume

#6807
October 27, 2011, 10:49:47 PM
These panties aren't mine. You've been wearing women's clothing again haven't you! Pack your girl smut and leave!
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
                                 ~Gypsy Rose Lee~
                                           ---,`--@
     ~Kill me slowly, so through the pain, I will know I have lived.~

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Stone

#6808
October 28, 2011, 02:00:38 AM
That's so typical. Don't pin those panties on me just because they don't fit anymore. Huff.  O:)
The sphere was solid with Plunkett, and only waited for someone to be in; like, like the meaning of a word waiting for a word to be the meaning of. - John Crowley, Engine Summer.

To manipulate a man is a careful project. Too light a hand, and he follows his own whim; too heavy a hand, and he will turn on you. - Thief II: The Metal Age.

Kazuume

#6809
October 30, 2011, 10:21:39 AM
My knees are bruised, I can't do this any more! I'm leaving for someone who likes other positions!
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
                                 ~Gypsy Rose Lee~
                                           ---,`--@
     ~Kill me slowly, so through the pain, I will know I have lived.~

What's Yes & What's Not
Apologies & Absences
Stalled out stories: Dragon Familiar ~ Loki

HymenBreacher

#6810
October 30, 2011, 10:35:52 AM
Go away until you learn how to wear kneepads properly.

Jeffrey

#6811
October 30, 2011, 10:38:45 AM
I told you to shave, man...how many times did I tell you to shave!! Get the hell out!!
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Stone

#6812
October 30, 2011, 10:40:52 AM
Quit smoking; it's disturbing the ambiance of the house!
The sphere was solid with Plunkett, and only waited for someone to be in; like, like the meaning of a word waiting for a word to be the meaning of. - John Crowley, Engine Summer.

To manipulate a man is a careful project. Too light a hand, and he follows his own whim; too heavy a hand, and he will turn on you. - Thief II: The Metal Age.

Jeffrey

#6813
October 30, 2011, 10:47:53 AM
I told you to get rid of the chick...how many times did I tell you to get rid of the chick! Get the hell out!!
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Story Tale

#6814
October 30, 2011, 11:07:10 AM
Im sorry, I just can not see how I can be with someone that is so black and white. I know that I myself am pale, but my lips are red at least. I need something more. Call me when technicolor comes out.

Stone

#6815
October 30, 2011, 11:07:56 AM
All that color makes me blind. Come back when you're all used up and faded. Purity, shmurity.
The sphere was solid with Plunkett, and only waited for someone to be in; like, like the meaning of a word waiting for a word to be the meaning of. - John Crowley, Engine Summer.

To manipulate a man is a careful project. Too light a hand, and he follows his own whim; too heavy a hand, and he will turn on you. - Thief II: The Metal Age.

Jeffrey

#6816
October 30, 2011, 11:11:41 AM
What the hell...you still have the girl!!! GET OUT!!
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Stone

#6817
October 30, 2011, 11:41:53 AM
And you're still smoking! Go away!  XD
The sphere was solid with Plunkett, and only waited for someone to be in; like, like the meaning of a word waiting for a word to be the meaning of. - John Crowley, Engine Summer.

To manipulate a man is a careful project. Too light a hand, and he follows his own whim; too heavy a hand, and he will turn on you. - Thief II: The Metal Age.

Jeffrey

#6818
October 30, 2011, 11:44:11 AM
*gets sentimental* I always liked that you were black and white....now leave the girl....and get out!
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Currently my post response time is ridiculously slow and I'm just lucky I have partners who are so understanding

Stone

#6819
October 30, 2011, 11:49:11 AM
Leave her for you, you mean. So typical. How come you never shared any of your stuff with me all this time, huh? How about you leave the house, huh?
The sphere was solid with Plunkett, and only waited for someone to be in; like, like the meaning of a word waiting for a word to be the meaning of. - John Crowley, Engine Summer.

To manipulate a man is a careful project. Too light a hand, and he follows his own whim; too heavy a hand, and he will turn on you. - Thief II: The Metal Age.

Jeffrey

#6820
October 30, 2011, 11:50:58 AM
Really, Stone...really? *says with his hands on his hips indignantly* I have a cigarette in my mouth...you have your finger in her's!!GET OUT!!!
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Stone

#6821
October 30, 2011, 11:53:02 AM
Huff. All these months you coulda had my fingers in your mouth anytime you wanted. But you were never in the mood. Oh, honey, I have a headache, oh, honey, I have a toothache, oh, honey, I have a MOOD. Screw that.

Enjoy the cigarette.

*snickers*
The sphere was solid with Plunkett, and only waited for someone to be in; like, like the meaning of a word waiting for a word to be the meaning of. - John Crowley, Engine Summer.

To manipulate a man is a careful project. Too light a hand, and he follows his own whim; too heavy a hand, and he will turn on you. - Thief II: The Metal Age.

Jeffrey

#6822
October 30, 2011, 11:57:48 AM
*Assumes that last one from Stone was for HymenBreacher...BECAUSE I WOULD NEVER CALL HIM HONEY!!!*
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Love And Submission

#6823
October 30, 2011, 12:01:19 PM
Sorry I've always preferred Robert RedFord.


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Nico

#6824
October 30, 2011, 01:09:58 PM
You always play around with women and never with me! We're done. :P
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