Corrupt a wish

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Exelion

Quote from: wiccaangel311 on May 26, 2012, 04:33:28 PM
Granted but it only works on sundays

I wish i was somewhere cooler (temp wise)

Granted. You are now on the moon.

I wish I was faster.

wiccaangel311

granted but now you can't slow down
I wish i was stronger

Caitlin

Granted, but you end up killing everybody you touch.

I wish my Porsche worked on all days of the week. :P

wiccaangel311

Granted but now its been stolen
I wish i had a muffin

Caitlin

Granted, but it grows in your mouth till your heads explodes when you take a bite.

I wish the thief of my Porsche dies in a horrible car accident that doesn't involve myself! :(

wiccaangel311

Granted but your porsche is totaled beyond repair
I wish my head didn't explode when i take a bite of my muffin

Caitlin

Granted, but now the muffin tastes like poop.

I wish a new Porche!

Exelion

Quote from: templixa on May 26, 2012, 04:48:36 PM
Granted, but now the muffin tastes like poop.

I wish a new Porche!

You are all about that car huh? Granted, but you can no longer remember how to drive.

I wish for an extra weekend to sleep in.

wiccaangel311

Granted but time speed forwards so it feels like there was no extra weekend
I wish my muffin would taste better

Caitlin

Granted, but now it turned into the size of a bread crumb and is gone in less than a bite.

I wish... Damn it, forget about the Porche. I wish I had an elephant to ride on! ;D

wiccaangel311

Granted but the elephant doesn't listen and crashes into houses
I wish i had a pet fox

Caitlin

Granted, but its smell makes your entire house reek so badly that you can't live there anymore. (They actually do smell quite badly.)

I wish I had another bottle of ice tea.

wiccaangel311

granted but every time you drink it it only makes you more thirsty
I wish my pet fox smelled like roses

Caitlin

Granted, but now he has rabies and bites you.

I wish we had world peace.

wiccaangel311

granted but sacrifices were made and now the world can no longer have se practice religion own land and one person rules the world causing it to dive into bigger chaos then when we had wars. (wrote a story like that once)
I wish I had a rabies shot lol

Caitlin

Granted, but the it was with a dirty needle, so now you have aids instead.

I wish I had a nice vacation house in the mountains.

wiccaangel311

granted but its infested with bedbugs
I wish there was a cure for aids

Caitlin

Granted, but you're excluded from receiving it.

I wish all bed bugs DIED! (I hate those critters, met a couple last year, brrr.)

wiccaangel311

granted but mow you have a rat problem
I wish i couldn't die

Caitlin

I happen to like rats. :)

Granted, but you're the only person left on the world.

I wish the rats would turn into my private army and steal all sorts of things for me!

wiccaangel311

Granted but they turn against you and try to throw you off a cliff (karma for giving me aids lol)
I wish i wasn't alone

Caitlin

Granted, but now you're so packed between people that you don't have any breathing space.

I wish I had a parachute.

(The aids wasn't anything personal! -snicker-)

wiccaangel311

granted but it has a hole in it
i wish i could fly

Caitlin

Granted, but I bump into you mid-air due to a hole in my parachute and we both crash to the ground.

I wish I survive the crash.

wiccaangel311

Granted but i survive too and yell at you for an hour
i wish i had chocolate cake