If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?

Started by AriesChan, August 18, 2010, 02:21:56 PM

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TheLegionary

Yes, but it would be longer than you expected when you invited me.

If I stayed, where would you take me in your home?

Belle33

To my shower, to cleanse the scent of all your other women off you

If I joined you in the shower, would you make room for me?

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TheLegionary

This is complicated...I am so large! I would make an effort!

If we were under the shower, do you really think you would have a chance to clean me?

Belle33

It's a big shower, with multiple heads.

If I wanted to lathered you up, would you let me?

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TheLegionary

Sure! If you wanted me to rub you, would you prefer me using a sponge or my hand?

Belle33

Your hands!!!

If I was on yahoo, would you chat with me?

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TheLegionary

Yes, I would.

If I could not log in yahoo, would you get angry with me?

Belle33

Yes.  What a tease  >:)

If I was disappointed would you tell me a joke and make it all better?

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TheLegionary

I am not good at jokes, but I am silly. Does it make it up?

If you were disappointed, would it work if I took my shirt out?

Belle33

*chuckles*  of course it would.  All better now.

If I joined the circus, would you think me crazy?

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TheLegionary

No, I would become your fan.

If I wanted to fire someone to hire a sexy secretary, would you agree or disagree with me?

Belle33

What a sexist thing to do!  I'd pinch you.

If I purchased an ugly dress, would you give me your honest opinion?

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TheLegionary

My greates defect is to be too sincere. Yes, I would.

If I were ugly, would you tell me so?

Autumn52

Outward beauty has nothing to do with how you look it is how you present yourself and that comes from within. If you were hateful, mean, abusive and so on I would tell you how ugly you are. If you are sweet cuddly and lovable I would tell you how handsome you are.

Hugs

If I ask you to take me on one final vacation would you
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

TheLegionary

No, I would not. I would take you on an endless vacation.

If I were upset, would you cuddle me? Please say yes!

Autumn52

of course I would I love to cuddle you

cuddles

If I wanted you to kiss me would you?
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

ColdBloodedJellyDoughnut

I would always kiss Xandi!

I I left, would you be sad?
“I didn’t want to kiss you goodbye — that was the trouble — I wanted to kiss you goodnight. And there’s a lot of difference.”
Ernest Hemingway
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Belle33

I would be very sad, I don't like it when people leave.

If I entertained you, would you stay?

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TheLegionary

Sure!

If I were the entertainment, would you pay for it?

Belle33

Hell yeah!

If I paid with sexual favors, would that be okay?

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TheLegionary

Honestly, I would not be ok. Sexual favours are no money for me. Either you give them voluntarily, or it is no deal!

If we were great friends for long and I declared I have always had a crush on you, while you did not feel the same, would you step away from me?

Belle33

No, I'm used to my friends having a crush on me - I'm awesome. 

If I had an E yearbook, would you sign it?

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TheLegionary

Why not? IF you invite me, I would!

If I were a nerd, would you flirt me?

Belle33

I adore nerds.  Nothing turns me on like a smart man.

If I wanted to cut my hair very short for the summer, would you advise me against it?

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TheLegionary

Volleyballers need a pony tail to look sexier! Why dont you follow her example:



Apart from that, I would have no objection!

If I were going to work out for the summer, would you prefer to see muscles or no fat at all as a result?