The I'm so tough game.

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TheWriter

...your bank account has gathered more dust than interest.

I'm so hard...

Mordred

... That you keep crumbling. At first it was kind of funny when small bits would crack away, crashing down near your toes. But when it was an ear, then a finger, then part of your chin.. you realized it was time to be retrofitted.

I'm so ill...
*See Pillory*

TheWriter

(yeah, it took me till this morning to realize it wasn't the best choice of word.  It was intended as tough or resistant, like 'I'm 'ard!")

...you single-handedly keep your local pharmacy in business.

I'm so tired...

Mordred

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Quote from: TheWriter on January 11, 2009, 11:31:41 PM
(yeah, it took me till this morning to realize it wasn't the best choice of word.  It was intended as tough or resistant, like 'I'm 'ard!")

I was thinking of the 'ard version... but decided to go literal... just in case!

... That Columbia is up in arms because their biggest emport is on boycott, just in case you decide to drink coffee... ruining the reputation of this shining little black bean (who loves it's celebrity status for injecting so much 'life' inside the mammals that chew or... drink.. it) and then slump down in a zombie state which... those that are so tired... are prone to do.

(catches breath after spewing out so much bs)...

... I'm so... metallic (wtf?)...
*See Pillory*

Captain Maltese

...that you don't even bother to TRY get through the metal detectors at the airports any longer. It's wheels only for you!


I'm so leatherfaced...

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Liliana

...old ladies try to pry open my mouth to retrieve their wallet.


I'm so witty...

Captain Maltese

...that your sharpness makes my brain bleed.



I'm so flinthearted...

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Kangaroo

...that you clink against your lover in the night.


I'm so over-medicated.....
People who bite the hand that feeds them, usually lick the boot that kicks them. ~Eric Hoffer

"There is a crack, a crack in everything; that's how the light gets in."   ~ Leonard Cohen

Captain Maltese

Quote from: Kangaroo on January 24, 2009, 06:32:50 PM
...that you clink against your lover in the night.


I'm so over-medicated.....


...that when you move, your belly rattles.

(Quite familiar with that.)

I'm so sour...

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Mithlomwen

That when someone kisses you it causes them to make a pucker face....

I'm so hungry...
Baby, it's all I know,
that your half of the flesh and blood that makes me whole...

Diabolus Lupus

..you could eat a blue whale.

I'm so thirsty...

Pixilicious

...you could drink enough water to make your insides dissolve  (It's possible!)

I'm so tired...
Be a girl with a mind.  A woman with attitude. A lady with class

Federico

.. I cannot find the strength to stop and rest.


I'm so confused..
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He started to dine at Denny's | From Friends

CandyLips

...because you couldn't figure out if a tomato was a fruit or vegetable.

I'm so angry...

Tanglefoot

.....because you found at a tomato was a fruit after all.

I'm so frisky.....
We are all strangers in a strange land, longing for home, but not quite knowing what or where home is. We glimpse it sometimes in our dreams, or as we turn a corner, and suddenly there is a strange, sweet familiarity that vanishes almost as soon as it comes...

Inkidu

You make puppies look depressed.

I'm so cold...
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Tanglefoot

that your nipples have icicles hanging off them.

I am so dominate....
We are all strangers in a strange land, longing for home, but not quite knowing what or where home is. We glimpse it sometimes in our dreams, or as we turn a corner, and suddenly there is a strange, sweet familiarity that vanishes almost as soon as it comes...

Maci

that thunder sounds when you walk.

I'm so clueless...

Captain Maltese

Quote from: Maci on February 01, 2009, 11:25:33 PM
that thunder sounds when you walk.

I'm so clueless...


...that you are Bjgojevitz' top advisor.


I'm so mean...

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Mordinkie

...That nuns cross the street when you walk down the sidewalk.


I'm so paranoid...


Inkidu

Quote from: Mordinkie on February 02, 2009, 04:23:58 PM
...That nuns cross the street when you walk down the sidewalk.


I'm so paranoid...


You're trying to catch yourself spying on yourself. Because you think you are out to get yourself.

I'm so sore...
If you're searching the lines for a point, well you've probably missed it; there was never anything there in the first place.

Maci

my aches and pains are arm wrestling.

I'm so fragile

Federico

.. that I want to hold you.


waitamminute. Gosh, I goofed!

Eh.. that.. that.. *thinks desperately* that they cannot put a "fragile" sign on me because I'd break.

I'm so goofy..
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WyldRanger

...that you become a paradox of yourself!

I'm so emotional...

Maci

I cry during Hallmark commercials.

I'm so unglued.