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Breakup with the person above you!

Started by stormkitten, March 09, 2009, 01:45:07 PM

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Jade

you're always off with that guy, teasing and taunting me as you throw yourself at him and not me :(

Amelita

I've tried, I really have! I just can't get you out of that bundle of fabric and I can't handle it! We're done.


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Jade

You love your collection of fancy (and very sexy) lingerie more than you love me! I can't take it anymore, I'm out.

Brian Boru

Is it a dance, is it quick movement, is it a skirt, is it lingerie, is an arm or a leg...I can't tell what's up or down with you.  I'm gone.

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Harley Quinn

You know, once I caught you with that girl's hand on your lucky-it-isn't-getting-cut-off piece, it just killed it for me.
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Brian Boru

At least she put her hands on it...you haven't touched me in months.

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Harley Quinn

Sorry, toots, but once I met Mister J, there wasn't any room left for anyone else in my heart.
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Brian Boru

Mr. J, indeed.  More like Mr. 2 minute man...with all his apopoleptic seizures.

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Harley Quinn

His what?!  Ha!  Shows what you know!  And I wouldn't talk, Mr. 2 second wonder.
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Brian Boru

Sure, if you count holding an eternity inside of a minute your form of time keeping.  I can't deal with someone who can't read a watch correctly.  No wonder you're always late everywhere.  Don't let the door hit ya...

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Harley Quinn

-aims the bazooka-  That was the last straw.  -fires- 
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Nico

You always want to dance, Missy! Just dance, dance, dance! My feet hurt already. We're so done. ;)

naryashadow

Ugh, I can't compete with a guy like that, guess I'm out.  ;)

Brian Boru

Sugar, that moonlight is always in my eyes.  You won't ever face the moon yourself and its just blinding me now.  I can't deal.  Later.

(Apparently the previously aimed bazooka shot at my avatar missed wide, or was fired late).

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Amelita

I search and search and I just can't find anything? Is it me? Is it? I can't take it, I'm so over you...


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ausyandy

Well...... I'm sorry, It's not you, it's me.... I need a man in my life.

Amelita



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Brian Boru

You can't even be original enough to break up with ausyandy without directly pointing to his own breakup post?  Ugh...bye.

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Amelita

You don't appreciate my sense of humor... now get out of here!


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Brian Boru

I love your sense of humor.  I just can't stand your vicious application of it on hapless victims.  Now git outta here.

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Amelita

You don't like smileys! I can't have that!
Git!


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Brian Boru

I love authentic smileys!  Like the one I'll have when I see your ass walking down the street...shall I show you out?  ;)

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Amelita

*Gasp!* Was that a SMILEY?

You say one thing, do another... How can I ever trust you again?! We're done! (And I'm walking out backwards so you won't see MY smiley!! Ha!)


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Jade

You two are having way too much fun and spending way too long breaking up with each other. I can't believe you'd leave me out of this. We're all through!

Brian Boru

How dare you get in between our break-up.  Git outta heeeeeere.  :) :) :)  ;D

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