The "I ___ ____ because ____" Game ... thing! (Split from Eden's Effing Awesome)

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QuestioningMySanity

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. ~ Darwin

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Paradox

Quote from: QuestioningMySanity on September 12, 2010, 08:48:27 PM
I killed Santa Claus because I'm sexy as hell.

xD

Was it his huge cookie-belly that threatened your sexiness or the fact that he reeked of reindeer shit?


"More than ever, the creation of the ridiculous is almost impossible because of the competition it receives from reality."-Robert A. Baker

QuestioningMySanity

Oh no, it was because he was suggesting odd and perverted things to do with the little, defenseless elves with bells on their shoes. And the smell of reindeer didn't help.


Also works for me:
I killed Santa Claus because that's how I roll.



I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. ~ Darwin

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Ramster

I smoked with a bisexual because I have amazing boobs!

But not as amazing as Eden's.
Leave not a piss untaken, nor a Michael unappropriated.
A/As!!!
Knight of the Order of the Pizza



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Cyra

I needed your dealer because I'm sexy as hell.
-That's so wrong in so many ways :-)-

Bubbles

A/AO/O's
No more RP's.I am swamped for now.

Skye

(The condom serial killer here again...)

I killed a condom because I'm gay, sexy as hell, love marijuana and have double D's!
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