Things you don't want to hear on the first date

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Tsumi Okazaki

(.... you lost me at sex-film. In fact you lost me completely lol.)

"Babe, there's a bug in my food. Would you swap with me?"

gaggedLouise

You haven't seen Taxi Driver? (well, the rest of the film is nothing like that cold extract from a "sinful Scandinavian movie")

"I asked them to serve a special catfish for you. The Japanese kind that's sometimes a life hazard..."

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

Tsumi Okazaki

Nope. Sorry. If I have, I don't recall it.

"Baby will you hold my purse? I need to change my pad."

TheLegionary

Can you pay the bill? I ran short of limit in all my credit cards.

SummerWhispers

Hey my girlfriend is coming with us, she just broke up with her boyfriend and needs some company and perhaps dinner.

Adammair

Server: "What would you like?"
Date: "...his liver, with some fava beans, and a nice Chianti."

>:)

SummerWhispers

I forgot to fill my meds, but should be ok, you may need to make sure you do not let me get behind you for any length of time, as without my meds I sometimes see and think things that areillusion's.

Kirce


Mr Bigglesworth


Berek

Hello! :) Might consider rps again, mainly vanilla/light bdsm, might consider taboos eg uncle/neice, teacher/student, etc

Mr Bigglesworth


Breathless Intent

I always had the biggest crush of Charles Manson.

Tsumi Okazaki

"Your so much better than my last date. She didn't even have a pulse."

Adammair

"I'm sorry, what? I was distracted by that HUGE piece of food between your teeth..."

Mr Bigglesworth

I thought we could go to the carnival and clean up after the elephants, I love to do that!

Breathless Intent



Berek

Hello! :) Might consider rps again, mainly vanilla/light bdsm, might consider taboos eg uncle/neice, teacher/student, etc

Mr Bigglesworth

Before we even start I'll need a list of all your lovers.

Adammair

"So, tell me. Do you believe in polygamy?"

Mr Bigglesworth


Tsumi Okazaki


gaggedLouise

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Quote from: Breathless Intent on May 14, 2012, 05:35:41 PM
I don't believe in showers.

(Young woman:) "Why have you come here on barefoot?"
(Man:) "I don't trust shoes."

-First encounter between the slave trader/mercenary (played by Klaus Kinski) and a Brazilian genteel lady in the film Cobra Verde, by Werner Herzog; after a while, they end up man and wife. Not the only weird oneliner Kinski gets to say in the movie, either, another one is this, when he and a crony have been caught by an African tribe (whom they wanted to catch and sell as slaves of course) and are lying bound in a field, surrounded by spear-waving, dancing tribesmen:

(crony:)"Aren't you afraid of dying?"
"I haven't tried it yet."

;D

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

Argleblather

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Autumn52

*walks up to you and leans in close to sniff you*

You on the rag?
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