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Beware Russian Hairdressers

Started by Nadir, July 25, 2009, 06:09:41 PM

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Nadir

Especially if you're a robber...

QuoteRobber ends up with torn genitals, Viagra hangover

THE attempted robbery of a Russian hairdresser became a three-day sex ordeal for the would-be thief, leaving him with torn genitals and a Viagra hangover.
IT website The Register reports the man, known as Viktor, tried to rob the hairdresser in the town of Meshchovsk.

The owner, 28-year-old Olga, agreed to hand over the takings but as she was giving him the money, used her karate skills to knock him to the ground and tie him up with a hairdryer cord.

She then locked him in the storeroom and told colleagues she’d call the police.

However, she instead stripped him and cuffed him to a heater with a pair of fluffy pink handcuffs.

She then fed him Viagra and raped him several times over the next four days.

When finally released, Viktor went first to hospital for treatment for his torn frenulum, and then reported Olga to the police.

When she was arrested, Olga reported him for robbery.

“What a b**tard,” she complained.

“Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I’ve bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1000 roubles when he left.”

Viktor admitted she had fed him well.

(source)

Now, I'm not saying rape is good or anything, but this gave me a giggle.

Oniya

I think it's the 'fluffy pink handcuffs' that sends it into giggle-territory.
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Chevalier des Poissons

This is the third case like that I hear from Russia

(Mental note: Go to Russia and become a robber)
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Am I the only one that thinks this would make for a great NC story?
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Duncan

Shakes head.  He turned her in???