Corrupt a wish

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Boatman

Granted, but Hollywood moguls buy up all the rights to your dreams, so you only get to see what their script writers decided to leave in.

I wish I could shape shift (and I don't mean by eating too much).
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Dys Astyr

(Awww that doesn't help at all.  :P They at least better cast Michael Wincott to play all his frequent appearances dammit.)

Granted, but you never change into what you want to, actually you seem to have no control at all, your body just does its own thing.

I wish I theme music.
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Mercurio123

granted but it's nyancat and only you can hear it.

I wish I could control time

Autumn52

Granted but in an attempt to control time you get stuck in a time loop which makes you replay the most horrible thing that has ever happened to you.

I wish that my dreams would come true
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Dys Astyr

Wish granted, but it only works for the really, really strange ones.

I wish that could go ghost hunting this weekend!
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Translucent Bard

Granted, but when you do you become possessed, the ghost you were hunting now controls you.

I wish I could visit my friend in Germany this summer.

Dys Astyr

Granted but there is a mishap with the travel agency and you end up in a small town in Moldova, your stuck there with just what you had in your carry on, trying to figure out how to get home.

I wish I could paint like Brom.
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Mercurio123

Granted, you can paint just as well as Brom, in fact, your skill is identical and Brom sues you for plagiarism and copying.

I wish for a klondike bar without having to do anything for it.

Dys Astyr

Granted, buts its completely melted, and when you unwrap it makes a big mess.

I wish David Draiman and Christian Alvestam would do a duet album, preferably with little old muah getting to sit in on the recording. Drools a bit at the thought
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Boatman

Granted, but you look forward to the gig so much you hardly sleep. And on the night you go all giddy and faint just as the performance starts. The paramedic remarked in her report that you were still smiling when they carried you out.

I wish I could make a fruit press to help me squish my grapes when they are ready.
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Dys Astyr

I would cry forever if that happened... All that vocal goodness...  :'(

Granted, press is made easy peasy, but your grapes get some rare form of blight and never produce fruit again.

I wish my muse would stop being a stuck up prick and cooperate for once.  >:(
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Kristen

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Granted.

Your muse is a just a regular prick and cooperates with those who actually enjoy seeing you struggle with writers block.
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Boatman

Your wish to have no wish is granted. But do have this past its sell by date chocolate as it is our business to torment human desire.

I wish I could change places with characters in my stories at will.
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Dys Astyr

Granted, but your only ever able to become side characters mentioned in passing.

I wish that I didn't have a headache.
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Phix

Granted! Your head disappears, and headache goes with it.

I wish I could solve any problem simply by making people do the right things.

Boatman

Granted, but they end up going round in circles. ( us left handed folks have rights too  ;D. )

I wish that I successfully mend the annoying rattle in the car.
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Luvan95

Granted, now the car don't make any sounds at all, being completely dead.

I wish I could earn money just by breathing.
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Beguile's Mistress

Your wish is granted, however, the earth becomes covered with water and you must evolve gills to get the oxygen you need.  Breathing is either drastically slowed or non-existent.

I wish I could type on two laptops at the same time.

Rhedyn

Granted, but your typing speed is halved to compensate.

I wish I was better at keeping the house clean.

Boatman

Granted, your house is reduced in size to a tiny room which you can easily keep clean.

I wish I had a magic bottle of excellent red wine which always refilled with wine of the same quality once I drank its contents.
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Dys Astyr

Granted, but you can no longer tolerate alcohol, even the smallest sip has you on the floor with horrid stomach cramps.

I wish it would rain if it was going to rain, its monsoon season dammit. Shakes fist at sky Stop teasing!
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Boatman

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Granted, it rains everywhere except in your locality. It is such a shame.

I wish I could get all my work done in a flash rather than slogging for hours.
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oceanspool

Granted, now you will spend your work days having nothing to do for eight long hours.

I wish I could turn into an animal at will.

Boatman

Granted, you may turn into a three toed sloth at will.

I wish all disease in humans cured immediately.
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Dys Astyr

Granted, but the population is soon out of control, leading to a drastically higher homicide rate.

I wish I had a salty snack.
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