CORRUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*

Started by Lone, September 19, 2009, 07:06:03 AM

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monkeymana

Granted but you're blind (xandi, i really wish i was an only child, maybe my life wouldn't be so shit)

I wish i didn't have a step-dad

Autumn52

Granted but your mother is lonely
(I know brothers and sisters can be a real pain I have 6)

I wish all my dreams came true
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Raven41174

Granted, but all your dreams turn to nightmares


I wish Xandi would pm me more often
From ashes we were born, and to ashes we shall return

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Autumn52

granted in PM but you get sick of me after a while

I wish I had someone to cook for me I am hungry
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Kaiten

Granted, but I cook you too much and you can't finish it all.

I wish these wishes would get less personal -_-

Autumn52

Granted no more personal wishes but then no one plays(I will not do any personal wishes promise sorry)

I wish everyone came to my house for breakfast so none of the food goes to waste
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Raven41174

Granted, but then everyone gets food poisoning

I wish I had some baileys for my coffee
From ashes we were born, and to ashes we shall return

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Kaiten

Granted but you wake up a few hours later with a hangover, painted orange and green, and handcuffed to a goat.

I wish that I could wish and unwish a wish that was wished by not me, but others who wished for me.... wish.

Raven41174

Granted, but your wording confused the wish granter so much he gave up granting it


I wish for everyone else's wishes to come true
From ashes we were born, and to ashes we shall return

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Kaiten

Granted but yours don't ever again.

I wish Forrest Gump's mom realized that you can actually tell them what to put in your box of chocolates.

Raven41174

Granted, but then the movie was a flop

I wish bubba would have lived thru the movie
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monkeymana

Granted but something very bad happens later, something i don't want to mention

I wish forrest gump was the son of elvis

Kaiten

Granted, but considering Elvis was only 9 years old when Forrest Gump was born, Forrest's mom is arrested for Pedophilia.

I wish that I could give a cookie to everyone on E :)

Raven41174

Granted, but the cookies are no good now no one likes you


I wish for a 4 day work week
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Autumn52

Granted but you have to work 12 hour days

I wish i had a group hug
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

MasterMischief

Granted, but it is a group of hogs.

I wish tomorrow was a holiday.

Autumn52

Granted but then there are never any hoildays afterwards

I wish I was the president of my own company

May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

MasterMischief

Granted, but your company has only one employee, you.

I wish I could get hired on by your company.

DarkAngel

Granted but you are not allowed to ever take a day off and you never get over time as you do 20 peoples jobs

I wish I could find someone as naughty as me

Autumn52

Granted but seeing as we are both female it isn't all you hoped it would be

I wish I had a midnight snack
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Kotep

Granted, but it is one of those lollipops that has a scorpion inside, and it'll come to life if you don't eat it all within the hour.

I wish I could sleep in a nice comfy bed. |3

Scribbles

Granted, you now have the ability to sleep in a nice comfy bed.   ;)

I on the other hand AM sleeping in a nice comfy bed. *snuggles warmly under duvets*  :P

I wish that I had a nice warm mug of hot chocolate to enjoy in my nice warm and comfy bed.  ;D
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monkeymana

Granted but it turns cold instantly when you get it

i wish the weather was warmer over here in the UK

Superego11989

Granted, But now the suns exploding

I wish that understand anywords that Ozzie Ozbourne is trying to say
In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act. - George Orwell

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NSEMinion

Granted, but now no one can understand you either.

I wish it would stop raining.