Quotes

[Andy]

Post your Favorite quotes here, they being hillarious, stupid, evil, sexy or just plain awesome, Anything goes (Except for things that goes against E's Policy)

"But frankly, Fuck you if you want a story, Heres your story, Demons over there, Kill They Ass"

"Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw" http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/175-Ninja-Gaiden-2

[Merlyn]

"I know not with what weapons world war three will be fought with, but world war four will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein.

Merlyn notes Vekseid's note and does so... even though he always uses that Einstein quote.

[Oniya]

We are usually convinced more easily by reasons we have found ourselves than by those which have occurred to others. - Blaise Pascal

[Diabolus Lupus]

"Be kind to dragons for thou art crunchy when roasted and taste good with ketchup."- Sebastian Kattalakis, Dragon Swan

"Don't make me use my Jedi ninja mind tricks on you. I might scramble your brains."- Delphine, Dream Warrior

[Vekseid]

* Vekseid notes that you should actually post your own signature, rather than just point it out, since over the next

decades you might change your sig.

IE

Here lies a toppled God, his fall was not a small one.
We did but make his pedestal, a narrow and tall one.
- Tleilaxu Epigram, Dune Messiah

[Chevalier des Poissons]

Some sentences by myself:

1 - "There is no such thing as ugly women. There are only sober men"

2 - "Heaven is the place where you will find 75 virgins waiting for you. Hell is the place where you will find 75 virgins waiting for you, but they will all be wow players" <- I am going to get killed for that one

3 - "Stepfathers are the real motherfuckers."

4 - "The most powerful thing in the universe is created by a down-front-punch sequence".

5 - "god created men. Men created street fighter. That's why I worship no gods".

Go ahead, hate me.

[HairyHeretic]

"Honor is the highest thing in the Universe; it is the power on which all things depend; it is the light by which all of life is guided.  Honor the highest within yourself, for it too is the power on which all things depend and the light by which all life is guided."  --Marcus Aurelius (stoicism)-121- 180A.D.

A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
Groucho Marx

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx

"Victory is reserved for those who are willing to pay it's price." - Sun Tzu

"One should make his decisions within the space of seven breaths...With an intense, fresh and undelaying spirit, one will make his judgments within the space of seven breaths. It is a matter of being determined and having the spirit to break right through to the other side." Hagakure

[Inkidu]

"It is entirely seemly to see a young man felled in battle, his body mangled by the bronze spear. In his death, all things seem fair." --Homer, the Iliad

[Darius]

"Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know that. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed."   G.K. Chesterson

"Stop learning, start dying."  Ebenezer, The Dresden Files

"No boom today, boom tomorrow, there's always a boom tomorrow." Ivonova, Bablylon 5

[TheHatintheCat]

"I know not with what weapons world war three will be fought with, but world war four will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein.

Here's a good one to go with it:
"If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst forth at once in the sky, that would be like the splendor of the Mighty One...I am become Death, the shatterer of worlds."
From the Bhagavad Gita, J. Robert Oppenheimer one of the other men who worked on the Manhattan project recalled this line when he was the first blast.

[Inkidu]

No poor son of a bitch ever won a war dying for his country. You win wars by making that other poor son of a bitch die for his. -Gen. George S. Patton

[Mistress Maro]

2 - "Heaven is the place where you will find 75 virgins waiting for you. Hell is the place where you will find 75 virgins waiting for you, but they will all be wow players" <- I am going to get killed for that one

I play wow. >_>

Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself. -Twain

By temperament, which is the real law of God, many men are goats and can't help committing adultery when they get a chance; whereas there are numbers of men who, by temperament, can keep their purity and let an opportunity go by if the woman lacks in attractiveness. -Twain

[Inkidu]

"God created man, when he saw what kind of trouble man would get into he created dog." Adapted Chinese proverb.

[TheHatintheCat]

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.
Buddha

[Merlyn]

Morituri Te Salutant  - In the original latin.

We who are about to die salute you.

[Chevalier des Poissons]

I play wow. >_>

=X See you in hell, mwahaha.

[Mistress Maro]

=X See you in hell, mwahaha.

See you there. I will save you a seat right beside me.

Like Fear: Each man is afraid of his neighbor's disapproval--a thing which, to the general run of the human race, is more dreaded than wolves and death. -Twain

[HairyHeretic]

"Don't worry, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist"
General John Sedgewick (famous last words thereof  :D )

[Kittenchan]

this one was a slip of the tongue or not really thinking before I let it out of my mouth... either way

"So many things to see and so many people to do."

[Andy]

Never stick your dick in a pudding, it might still be good pudding and you can spend the rest of the night explaining that to everyone but no ones going to eat it because you stabbed your dick in it!

Ben Yahtzee Croshaw

[consortium11]

Quadros: “Rampage, where do you see yourself in 2 years.”
Rampage: “Well, right now i’m 23, so in two years, I see myself being 25.”

"When I was a child I spoke as a child I understood as a child I thought as a child; but when I became a man I put away childish things."

[Elektra]

The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. ~ Ayn Rand

[Diabolus Lupus]

"Just because you can, doesn't mean you should."- Acheron Parthenopaus

[saturnschild]

How happy is the blameless Vestal's lot!
The world forgetting, by the world forgot.
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!
Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd.y
-Alexander Pope

Blessed are the forgetful: for they shall have done with their stupidities too."
-Nietsche's

The greatest thing you can ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return.
-Moulin Rouge

[Andy]

If somethings hard to do, its not worth doing it.

Homer Simpsons.

[Gunslinger]

Here are some of my fav quotes:

"But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown."
-Carl Sagan

"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring."
-Carl Sagan

"Sir, there is a distinct difference between having an open mind and having a hole in your head from which your brain leaks out."
-James Randi

[sloc]

I object to violence because when it appears to do good, the good is only temporary; the evil it does is permanent.
- Mohandas Gandhi

When action grows unprofitable, gather information; when information grows unprofitable, sleep.
- Ursula K. Le Guin

To light a candle is to cast a shadow.
- Ursula K. Le Guin

It is above all by the imagination that we achieve perception and compassion and hope.
- Ursula K. Le Guin

Political language is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.
- George Orwell

Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past,
I will turn my inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
-Dune

Responsibility being the ability to respond, instead of the necessity to react
-Unknown

[AdianaCelestyn]

"Love without pain isn't really romance." - 'Only This Moment' by Royksopp

"Awareness is the enemy of sanity - for once you hear the screaming, it never stops." - Emilie Autumn

"'An it harm none, do what thou will." - Wiccan Rede

"Not all those who wander are lost." - Lord of the Rings

"Carpe Ominus." (Seize it all)

"Life is not like Gloomy Sunday, with a second ending when the people are disturbed." - Emilie Autumn

"Fare thee well, little broken heart, downcast eyes, lifetime loneliness..." - 'Forever Yours' by Nightwish

[despickable]

If at first you don't succeed. Keep sucking till you do succeed (suck seed)
Curly The Three Stooges.

Beauty is only skin deep. Ugliness goes all the way to the bone.

You can take a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.
Lyric from Half Man Half Biscuit (Title unknown)

You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.

If you stop to smell the roses you only step in manure

Life is something you do while your making other plans.

[SuperHans]

Winston Churchill said lots of good stuff, but one that always stuck with me was "You have enemies? Good. That means that, at some time and point in your life, you have stood for something." It's a pretty good guide to life.

[Avis habilis]

"The opprobrium of assholes is a badge of honor." - Norman Spinrad

[Inkidu]

You'll get farther with a kind word and a gun than you will with just a kind word-- Al Capone

[Tachi]

"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich."     Napoleon Bonaparte

"We enjoy the night, the darkness, where we can do things that aren't acceptable in the light. Night is when we slake our thirst." -William Hill

"Man cannot make a worm, yet he will make gods by the dozen." -Michel Eyquem de Montaigne

[Serephino]

"The mark of an educated mind is to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it"- Aristotle

"The perfect tyranny is that which is ignorantly self inflicted by its victims."- James Dresden

"Our best evidence of what people truly feel and believe comes less from their words than from their deeds."- Robert Caldini

"Ideologies have no heart of their own.  They're the whores and angels of our striving selves."- John LeCarre

"In a completely sane world madness is the only freedom."- Josh Billings

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."- Franklin Jones

"All people dream, but not equally.  Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their mind wake in the morning to find that it was vanity.  But the dreamers of the day are dangerous people, for they dream their dreams with open eyes and make them come true."- T.E. Lawrence

"If all men were just there would be no need of valor."- Agesilaus

"Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attractions of others."- unknown

[Oniya]

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Life is an offensive, directed against the repetitious mechanism of the Universe. - Alfred Whitehead

Seek simplicity, and distrust it. - Alfred Whitehead

Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious
way. - Polyá, George (1887, 1985)

[Jude]

Be polite to all, but intimate with few.
Thomas Jefferson

Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call to her tribunal every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blindfolded fear.
Thomas Jefferson

I do not find in orthodox Christianity one redeeming feature.
Thomas Jefferson


I know of no safe depository of the ultimate powers of the society but the people themselves; and if we think them not enlightened enough to exercise their control with a wholesome discretion, the remedy is not to take it from them but to inform their discretion.
Thomas Jefferson

[DrFier]

"Man's only obligation is at all times to do that which he believes right."

-Jefferson

[StrawberryDream]

The greatest thing you can ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return.
-Moulin Rouge

My favorite, that was great movie.