Bad Advice

[EternalChameleon]

Just watch me smoke mine, you'll get second hand effects. 

I have to go now!

[DeamonAndae19]

Well, the exits that way *Points off edge of Cliff*

Should I return after this cig?

[EternalChameleon]

You should smoke where you are.  (assuming you have to smoke outside since you said you had to return)

It would be wise I go to bed now... though I am being stubborn.

[DeamonAndae19]

(Yeah, I've gotta smoke outside... Two year old daughter :L)

Why not stay up, we'll continue having fun.

I have no idea what's going on right now.

[Phoenixrisen]

Learn to read between the lines, and assume everything.

I need to hang up my work clothes.

[EternalChameleon]

Just smile and agree with everything I say.

I have work tomorrow.

(She stolllllllle it)

Just throw them in the corner and do them later.

I have work tomorrow.

[Phoenixrisen]

Blow it off with a last minute sick call in.

We have a mini pool that we have as of yet to use.

[DeamonAndae19]

((COME ON, 2 in the time it took me to type this?))

Then go for a dip, I'll join you in a moment

I think I need a bigger box

[EternalChameleon]

Cut it and add another to it.

Andae is not approved yet.

[DeamonAndae19]

You better hope you're not here for when I am.

My box still isn't big enough

[Phoenixrisen]

Buy a boxcar, use that.

I'm hyper.

[DeamonAndae19]

Drink a can of Red Bull.

I'm sleepy.

[EternalChameleon]

Get in my bed.

I am gassy.

[DeamonAndae19]

(Not certain that's bad advice ;))

Here, eat this balloon.

I need another smoke D:

[EternalChameleon]

Eat something.

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[DeamonAndae19]

Just wait, you may wanna keep your inbox open at all times ;)

*Noms on cookies* Now I feel fat

[EternalChameleon]

Don't eat cookies ever again.

I will vomit if I don't lay down, so it is adieu to you.

[DeamonAndae19]

(But, I liek the cookie)

Fine *Slams door* fuck you then :P

I'm gradually losing the will to live.

[Phoenixrisen]

Just got hang out with the popular kids even though they don't want you to, that'll fix everything.


There's a cat on my shoulder.

[DeamonAndae19]

(I AM THE POPULAR KID...)

Have some more Catnip.

I can't find my boxers...

[Phoenixrisen]

Just wrap yourself up with some bandages.

My kid is whining.

[DeamonAndae19]

Slap the bastard upside the head (No, I don't actually do that to Kairi, but, y'know, aim of the thread)

Dawn sun is bright... IT BURNS!!!

[Phoenixrisen]

Just stand out in it, take it like a man.

I have no more soda.

[DeamonAndae19]

Drink toilet water instead.

(That's actually kinda disturbing, even for me)

I've got a headache forming.

[Phoenixrisen]

Introduce the kiddo to your pots and pans. :D

Happy six year old is loud, but I like that she's happy.