I don't know if they're better than pirates

[Inkidu]

But hot damn ninja's are better than cowboys!

Pshyco Nerd Throws Scissors at Roomates

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You know the nerds are serious about the ninjutsu
Remember that kid you picked on in school? You got luck.
Why they implemented safety scissors. 

[The Overlord]

Holy crap I was tending to say. But then I realized the guy did not either-

A) Yell from the inch+ of metal in his arm.

B) Bleed.

[Inkidu]

Holy crap I was tending to say. But then I realized the guy did not either-

A) Yell from the inch+ of metal in his arm.

B) Bleed.

A. Shock
B. Not necessarily if it's clean and his muscles are still contracting blood would come later and at a minimum. 

[The Overlord]

Yeah maybe...it looked pretty good at first run, but you know with all the stuff people post on the net...

[The Overlord]

Now that I think about it, that guy was pretty damned fast on the draw with those scissors...much more than the guy with the sprayer. One might tend to think there was a history there.  ::)

[Mnemaxa]

At some point, nerds and geeks will snap....and when they do, the results are never good.

[The Overlord]

Well I'm just nerd enough to say you don't frack with the desktop here.  C:-)

[Inkidu]

I nearly wet myself laughing so hard though. Freaking ninja!   XD