Last Poster Wins

Started by Tigataga, January 16, 2014, 02:02:27 AM

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wander

Oh no... I couldn't possibly go before a true gent ;)

Either way, I think I'll keep a hold of this Win, ta...

Dys Astyr

Maybe the Wins should have a battle to the death, Highlander style...

There can be only one...

Que - Princes of the Universe
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Boatman

We'd better get ours in training.
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blue bunny sparkle

Oh I'll train you alright! *nods knowingly* If you're good... you get a fancy, fine treat.

*holds out hand for the Win.*

"Drop!"

Boatman

Our can go through high hoops and sits up to beg.
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blue bunny sparkle

*Snatches the win, pats the Boatman on his tush and whispers*

"Meet me behind the Dairy Queen in 5 minutes!"

Dys Astyr

Checks her nifty pocket watch with the Win safely tucked inside, smiles a pirate appropriate smile, and tucks the watch away

I'll leave you all to it then, do tell me the results.

Flies away on her mighty airship
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blue bunny sparkle

Shoots said airship out of the sky and scurries to the place where the win parachuted to safety and snatches it up, only to run off to my ultra secret lair.

wander

Well I know this Win is real... It told me so ;)

Best cough up your fake ones to me too, don't want to be caught by the management as they crack down on the fake Wins ;)

Boatman

Boat looks through his list of secret gadgets and bolts these into his Win, to create...

RoboWin.
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Dys Astyr

NO!

DON'T!

Too late...

The Win is now self aware...



Shit.
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blue bunny sparkle

Goes Sarah Connor all over it and sends the Win into the future with my unborn deamon child.

Boatman

Wait, that was my RoboWin...
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blue bunny sparkle

It is a melted, molten RoboFail... I'm so sorry Boatman.

Dys Astyr

So long as it doesn't come back as liquidy death Robert Patrick RoboWin, its all good.
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wander

Well at least thats one fake out of the way with the minimum of timey-wimey hijinks...

My Win is still safe and the true Win ;)

Dys Astyr

Traps Wander in a giant hamster ball, puts the win in a smaller hamster ball and sets in to a synchronous orbit around him

This should be amusing.  ;D

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wander

Good thing I keep this ol' Transit-Drive from my last ship here with me, all pocket-sized... Its gonna take some time, but I think I can destabilise my orbit enough to eventually snag the Win...

Or I could just take the real one out of my pocket, letting you all try to get the shadow-clone Win in the other ball ;)

Dys Astyr

Don't make me fill your hamster ball with lime jello also.  :P
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Boatman

Wait, the real Win has materialised here in the emergency reset chamber.
Thank goodness for that.
Boat takes the Win off to Iceland for a holiday (as it has always wanted to visit).
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Dys Astyr

Quote from: Boatman on October 23, 2014, 06:10:54 PM
Wait, the real Win has materialised here in the emergency reset chamber.
Thank goodness for that.
Boat takes the Win off to Iceland for a holiday (as it has always wanted to visit).

I'm sorry to inform you that you don't have the proper authorization to take the Win to Iceland....


(And by that I mean you have to take me along. ;D )
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Boatman

They grow bananas in Iceland and tell wild tales of trolls.
But if you wish...
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Dys Astyr

Quote from: Boatman on October 23, 2014, 06:19:49 PM
They grow bananas in Iceland and tell wild tales of trolls.
But if you wish...

And have volcanoes and supposedly the entrance to get to the center of the earth, but it is gorgeous there. (At least in pictures.) And the language is fun to listen to. Still a good bit of wyld on that island.
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Boatman

Every hill has a tale... which is how the world used to be.
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wander

I'll just take the Win for a quick day out whilst you talk about your getaway then...