This is how you get me to buy perfume...

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Swedish Steel

September 18, 2007, 10:52:29 AM
Not a fake add, apperantly...





"Ah, no, not bukkake chef! Secret ingredient always same."

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Sherona

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September 18, 2007, 11:18:01 AM
lordy, I know that they wouldnt let that commercial on the US airways :P Atleast not on the regular cable channels..

if they did they would have to beat the men off with a stick at the perfume department!

HairyHeretic

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September 18, 2007, 11:52:43 AM
Gee, that's subtle  :P
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Bliss

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September 18, 2007, 04:27:04 PM
See, think about it. Think about what they're implying... do you REALLY wanna smell like that? *smirk*
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Hunter

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September 18, 2007, 04:28:06 PM
There ARE guys who like that smell.  Personally, I prefer that a woman smell like a woman, not like she just had an orgasm.

kongming

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September 19, 2007, 10:44:42 AM
Never mind the implications, I approve of the ad.
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Swedish Steel

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September 19, 2007, 11:22:43 AM
Quote from: Hunter on September 18, 2007, 04:28:06 PM
There ARE guys who like that smell.  Personally, I prefer that a woman smell like a woman, not like she just had an orgasm.

So a woman smelling like she just had an orgasm doesn't smell like a woman? Are you against female orgasms? I'm pro female orgasms, me.
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Kalen

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September 19, 2007, 12:06:12 PM
Quote from: Bliss on September 18, 2007, 04:27:04 PM
See, think about it. Think about what they're implying... do you REALLY wanna smell like that? *smirk*

Yes... but not when I get home from the office, not if I want to live...
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kongming

#8
September 19, 2007, 01:34:02 PM
Also, I imagine what they're *actually* suggesting is "wear this and women will be all over you". Because they're really all over those bottles. It's getting a lot of action.
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Kalen

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September 26, 2007, 11:56:25 AM
That bottle is certainly getting more action than I am..
O/O

Elder

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October 03, 2007, 02:16:38 AM
It's a terrible thing when a man is jealous of a bottle of perfume, and before you ask, yes I am.

Elder
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