Investment Plans

[Theory]

If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,you would have $49.00 today, if you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers, you would have $0.00 today. But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00. Therefore the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle!!

[TheGlyphstone]

And if you took $1,000 and put it under your bed a year ago, you'd have $1,000. So I guess the First Bank Of Mattress+Pillow is a better investment point than beer...