Corrupt a wish

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seffer

Granted. She used you as a bait and run away.

I wish you can escape from the Sith.

Dizzi

Granted, but the by defeating the dark side, you will also destroy the light side

I wish my laptop was a little cleaner, but absolutely nothing else changed with it

nakithefaile

Granted, but now your room is filled with mud.

I wish I had a cheeseburger

Countdown0

Granted. Unfortunately, it tastes really bad. No one knows why. Its just REALLY bad... and you have to eat it all.

I wish I could stop Cthulhu...
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nakithefaile

Granted, but by stopping him you become him.

I wish I had superpowers.

Countdown0

Granted, but unfortunately you can't control your super powers.

Now that I'm Cthulhu, I wish the stars were aligned.
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Dizzi

Grnated, but it creates the big crunch

I wish I get to watch the big bang

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  It turns out to be a flop.  You demand your money back, but find that the universe has ceased to exist.  Oh dear.

I wish the universe existed again.
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seffer

Granted, and it's back at being boring once again.

I wish for an alien invasion.

Belle33

Granted.  But all they want is seffer blood - all of it.  On behalf of the planet - thank you for your sacrifice.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

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Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  Now, you're a goldfish.  You live a short life, remember none of it, then get flushed down the toilet to the sewer where you grow to a preposterous size and become Goddess-Queen of the sewer creatures.

I wish that in the war between the sewer creatures and the surface world, I am spared.
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Yukina

Granted, but then the ice warriors invade from Mars and harm you.

I wish to sleep peacefully.



seffer

Granted. You'll sleep peacefully and never wake up again. In other words, you're dead.

I wish I'm physically fit.

Yukina

(What a perfect end for me :) )

Granted, but all those muscles come from your brain cells.

I wish I could make my online friends a bit more happy.


Jclaymore

granted, but your friends are always offline.

I wish people would reply to my pms when I offer for a roleplay

Yukina

Granted, but they only reply to reject your offers.

I wish all the cats became catgirls.


Jclaymore

would be better then no reply at all <.>

Granted, however they rise up and take over the planet

I wish I had learned properly for my test today

seffer

Granted, but you forgot it completely the moment you receive the test questions.

I wish you'll do well in the test, somehow.

Jclaymore

Granted. However, someone saw me cheating XD

just had the test, praying~

I wish i didn't fall down the stairs just now

Countdown0

Granted. Unfortunately, the stairs were removed to prevent you from falling down them again. You'll need to find another way down.

I wish you had an elevator.
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Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  It doesn't work.  You are all trapped inside forever.

I wish you weren't trapped.
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Yukina

Granted, now he's dead in the elevator.

I wish for the next person to find true happiness.


Countdown0

Granted, but since, as previously established, I am Cthulhu, my true happiness involves the stars aligning and all mortal life coming to an end.

I wish I weren't Cthulhu so that the stars wouldn't align and mortal life could continue.
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Yukina

Granted, but now you're a sweater.

I wish for nothing.


Countdown0

Granted. Unfortunately, everything you own, including clothes, property, real estate, vital and non-vital organs and other miscellaneous body parts, your own life, your thoughts, and everything else you could ever conceive of, are now owned by a faceless mega-conglomerate corporation.

I wish you had some money to buy all of your stuff back.
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