Corrupt a wish

[Dys Astyr]

Granted, but you can only sing one song over and over for the rest of forever.

I wish I had a conveniently located super villain lair near here.

[Boatman]

Granted, but Google photosheres of all the secret entrances go viral.
I wish I had an unlimited supply of my favourite beer.

[Vill]

Granted, but you now are allergic to beer. (Met a guy IRL with this problem. I don't know how he goes through life.)

I wish I could play the banjo.

[Boatman]

(so, so tragic)

Granted, you become the world air-banjo champion.
I wish I could be a successful actor.

[Shewolf]

Granted, but its in mime-acting shows for kids.

I wish I could travel the world!

[Boatman]

Granted, you just did. How was it for you?

I wish I could have a go at Skeleton.

[Skadii]

Your wish is granted, not sure what you meant by that, but it goes horribly wrong and you are damaged for life!


I wish I could win a bazillion bucks!

[Boatman]

Congratulations!, the door opens and a bazillion deer bucks charge through your bedroom completely destroying it.

I wish I could do one of those leaps where you somersault and land back on your feet (rather than your head).

[Nowherewoman]

Granted!  But watch out for the...


...cliff...


You know, landing on your feet after a 200' fall isn't really that big a help...






I wish for more wishes!

[Beguile's Mistress]

Granted:  You have endless wishes that you use for asking for endless wishes but have not time for wishing for anything else.

I wish for a banana popsicle.

[Gadifriald]

Granted! But it is the biggest banana popsicle ever made and you'll be licking it for weeks!

I wish I owned a luxury penthouse.

[Elysian Radiance]

Sure. But your penthouse in infested with termites and must be demolished.

I wish for...

the unaging body from when I was 18.

[Kitsunetsuki]

Sure, but you're now a statue of that body, since everything ages.

I wish I knew what my kitty was thinking.

[TheHangedOne]

You do know. Unfortunately, there are some things that are best left unknown.

I wish I didn't have this damn tension headache that's been plaguing me since the beginning of the year.

[Nowherewoman]

Just step over here to Mr. Guillotine, and voila!  No more headache!  Wish granted!


I wish I were built less like a broomstick, and more like a supermodel!

[CaptainNexus616]

Granted, you are now starving 24/7

I wish I had bomb next to me about to explode and destroy the room along with me still inside.

(Corrupt that!)

[Hazel]

Unfortunately, the bomb is a man with a lot of pent up need to be spared. You'll never look at your room or your self the same again.

I wish I wasn't split over choosing between things.

[Elysian Radiance]

You don't have to. You no longer have free choice.

I wish I only had to sleep out of desire and not necessity.

[LuvNLust]

I wish you to sleep and dream of your desires, not of your necessity but of your will :)

I wish I wasn't so lonely tonight.

[Rhedyn]

Granted but now you have so much company that you wish everyone would go away and leave you alone.

I wish the game I'm downloading would go faster so I can play it.

[Anteros Vox]

Granted, but you have to update it the software now and countdown begins hour left to go.

I wish I had a four day week end this week.

[Elysian Radiance]

Granted, except you sleep through the entire weekend.

I wish I never had to work again.

[Wispyr]

Granted, sadly you're now dearly departed.

I wish I wasn't so damn hungry ;-;

[Anteros Vox]

Granted, you now have a belly full of tastless tofu. 

I wish I I could go to Oktoberfest and get completely belligerent.

[Elysian Radiance]

Granted. However it was a placebo effect and you really drank non-alcoholic beer.

I wish my cats could talk to me like Luna and Artemis in Sailor Moon.