Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines

Started by Ariel, April 23, 2013, 12:59:40 AM

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Taishoku

Honestly, I can't believe this one worked. I think it was because of how direct it was.

'Nice shoes, wanna f-'annnndwe'llcutitofftheretokeepitpg-13.

Sofina

Guy in pub said to me at the bar, You must be alien because your out of this world. very cheesy.
We all choose what path we follow..... Come down mine sometime. 

Sofina’s ONs and OFFs

LordHarketh193

Thats so true.
But what happened while i was in hosptial with a male doctor was just a cheesy moment.
It went like this -

Me - waiting to be seen.
Doctor - walks in.
Me - looks up
Doctor - leaves
Me - ??? WT?
Doctor - comes back in with a cold cup of water.
Me - oh he forgot his water >.>
Doctor - pours water all over me
Me - shcoked and wet
Doctor - "your all wet let me dry you off"
Me - HELL NO! *left*
Doctor - O.O

LOL
I'm a guy and that happened to me what the fauq XD

Tristian Pontis

You should smile more you never know who's falling in love with it.


That and

I bet you 20 bucks that your gonna turn me down

Shewolf

Worst ever:

Him - You want to know what I would like to do now?

Me - Hmmmm, something that will probably end up with me punching you in the face?

assleigh

This one worked...cause it was delivered in a cute/cheesy way:

I bet your license got suspended for driving all these guys crazy.
The queerest of the queer ... I know what's good for you (You can touch me if you want)

My ONs and OFFs

CrystalFeathers

the cutest one I've get heard, which I occasionally use, is;
"You seem cool. Can you hold this while I go for a walk?"
*holds out hand*

OrihsVastusIra

If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet potato.

Belle33

This one never fails, but you have to use it on the hottest guy or girl in the place. 

You know....you're not as cute as I think you are. 


Ons/Offs, Stories & Poems, Currently Not Available for RP

gaggedLouise

Do you know that song "Beat me Daddy, Eight to the Bar"? - and would you like me to show what the lyrics are really about, sweetie?  ;)

Good girl but bad  -- Proud sister of the amazing, blackberry-sweet Violet Girl

Sometimes bound and cuntrolled, sometimes free and easy 

"I'm a pretty good cook, I'm sitting on my groceries.
Come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipes"

DiamondLipstick

A guy pointed to my crotch once and said. "Excuse me, is anybody eating that?"

Belle33

You could at least buy me a drink before you break my heart.


Ons/Offs, Stories & Poems, Currently Not Available for RP