Perverb Parodies

[Miscellany]

Where there is a will ,  there is a family argument.

[HannibalBarca]

If at first you don't succeed, nuke 'em from orbit.

[Miscellany]

What goes up,  must be able to fly.

[Oreo]

A good man is hard to find, except by a friend in need.

[gaggedLouise]

A good man is hard to find, but a hard man is very good to find.  :P

[Oreo]

A man with a hammer sees every problem as an opportunity knocking.

[gaggedLouise]

You'll only grasp what a hammer really is when it's broken into pieces

(attributed to philosopher Martin Heidegger)

[dblkrose]

She said she would always be there to pick up the pieces... she didn't tell me she would be the one breaking everything.

[RampantDesires]

The squeaky wheel gets the grease, but not if its on a cart in front of a horse.

[gaggedLouise]

The tooth of time, that cureth every wound, shall gather no rolling moss.  ::)

[gaggedLouise]

The early bird knows how to dig into the loophole.

[whimsy]

a stitch in time favors the bold

[gaggedLouise]

Beware of the Day of Doom, when people will go down into their graves up in smoke.

[whimsy]

when the going gets tough, the squeaky wheel gets the grease

[gaggedLouise]

A man's gotta do what he shoots from the hip.

[whimsy]

hope for the best but don't throw stones

[gaggedLouise]

Empty barrels make the most rumble, but a man in a barrel going down Niagara Falls will silence the crowd...

[whimsy]

god helps those who help themselves, so you can't always get what you want

[gaggedLouise]

When the cop pooped in the woods it came as no surprise to the bear.

[whimsy]

if it ain't broke, spoil the broth

[RampantDesires]

When the cat's away he's probably leading a horse to water.

[gaggedLouise]

Walk a mile in my skirt and heels, she said, and you will learn how to watch your steps.

[whimsy]

beggers can't be an island

[gaggedLouise]

A cleavage is the only thing that you can both look up to and look down upon

(ironic caption for a party pic snapped at a student ball in my college days. The picture showed two not very tall girls in party dresses flanked by two considerably taller guys in tail suits)

[whimsy]

don't bite the hand that speaks louder than words