Corrupt a wish

Started by Twilightfiredragon, October 04, 2011, 02:08:49 PM

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Tamhansen

granted. You're hit by a van and become a quadriplegic. This does entitle you to disability checks however, plus the owner of the van has to pay damages.

I wish for summer to come
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

lonlyazn

Granted, the dog, Summer, came to you and left because it was way too cold to be in Russia with you.

I wish I could change time.

“There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.”

Tamhansen

granted, you changed time so now it runs a 26 hour cycle. Unfortunately the earth rotates at it's normal speed meaning the start oif the day is at a different hour every single day, people get groggy and confused leading to insomnia and eventually psychotic rages.

I wish I could fly.
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Flaming

Granted, terrorism charges against you are lifted, you can catch a plane again.

I wish next poster gets rich

Sybl

Granted. ;) I become Rich and give it all away to the needy.

I wish I had a pencil tree.

Tamhansen

Granted. unfortunately it's in bad soil so the pencil tips keep breaking.

I wish I had a money tree.
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

Sybl

Granted. While you are sleeping I came over and harvested your tree. Sorry, possession is nine tenths of the law. I left you a dollar. :P

I wish I could be taller.

Flaming

Granted, now you are taller than anybody else and can't find a guy to bring you to prom, you make them look short.

I wish I fall in love.

Sybl

Granted. You fall in love with a stone statue, and she is stone cold.

I wish I had a living Pegasus.

Flaming

Granted, but you must feed him and anytime you try to fly it, you get fined by the air control agency. Since you just donated all your money to the needy, you can't afford it and have to sell it.

I wish I was Theseus

Tamhansen

Granted, unfortunately Theseus is a mythical character. You're existence in the real world comes to an immediate end.

I wish I'd bought more cat food.
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

naughtygirl

Granted, the room that you are in floods with cat food, and you drown.

I wish for new underwear

Tamhansen

Granted. unfortunately it's all the wrong size.

I wish I had a new duck.
ons and offs

They left their home of summer ease
Beneath the lowland's sheltering trees,
To seek, by ways unknown to all,
The promise of the waterfall.

naughtygirl

Granted, unfortunately the duck has an appetite for human flesh  ;D

I wish I could become a nudist

Flaming

Granted, you develop a skin allergy to fabric and other materials, so you have to go around naked always

I wish my corruption becomes real for the girl next door to me

Kazuume

Granted but then you find out the "girl" is really a guy in drag.


I wish I owned my own plane.
"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly."
                                 ~Gypsy Rose Lee~
                                           ---,`--@
     ~Kill me slowly, so through the pain, I will know I have lived.~

What's Yes & What's Not
Apologies & Absences
Stalled out stories: Dragon Familiar ~ Loki

Flaming

Granted, you are now a business woman who owns a charter company with a single plane. And you have to work 24/7 to make it profitable.

I wish I get kissed today

Sybl

Granted. An old lady see's you and walks up to you thinking you are her long lost nephew, she pinches your cheeks hard till they bruise, and gives you a wet sloppy kiss then drags you to her home.

I wish I had wings.  O:)

Flaming

Granted, you grow wings at your ankles, just like Hermes.

I wish teleportation was a reality

Sybl

Granted, though in experimental stage, you volunteer and go forward so far in time only machines rule and you become their slave.

I wish it was the year 1492.

Belle33

Granted.  But, it's 1492 AE, After Extraterrestrial - they came, they saw, they conquered.  We're all slaves now.  Thanks for that.

I wish I had a more discerning palate so that I could be a judge on one of the many cooking shows on cable.

Ons/Offs, Stories & Poems, Currently Not Available for RP

Sybl

Granted. But you are invited to the children's cooking show. A plate of gummi worms is set before you to dip into very gross things. You must eat them and enjoy it, smiling often for the camera.

I wish I was a star.

Flaming

Granted, you are a star on the verge of going nova. You explode, your dust travels millions of miles in space. It'll eventually give birth to another star or maybe planets and life-forms

I wish I could be an astronaut

Ramman

Granted, you land on a Sybl planet and are the guest of honor (main course) of some sybl dust aliens.

I wish I could see the Sybl dust aliens eat Flaming without being a side dish myself.

Sybl

Granted. Though the dish you land on is self detonating and you become less than dust.

I wish you had chosen wisely.