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Started by Tigataga, January 16, 2014, 02:02:27 AM

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Dys Astyr

Looking rather like some sort of 50s horror movie monster covered in a layer of thick mud, Syk absorbs the Win from Wander leaving him in need of a bath and then returns to her mud puddle

:P
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Boatman

Boat pokes his eye back in with a stick and tapes a patch over it.
Getting out his boathook, he fishes for the Win and retrieves it.
Yeay!
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Dys Astyr

Grabs Boat by the ankles and yanks him into the mud

Yea, indeed.
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Boatman

Boat had enjoyed the thought of mud wrestling with a damsel... Tell me which hot blooded male hadn't?
The reality was ... well... squidgy and, at times, excruciatingly painful.
But somehow, Boat slopped and glooped free with the Win.

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Dys Astyr

(In reality mud wrestling is very muddy...)

A sudden thunderstorm frees the most villainous of villains from the muddy shroud. Thus loosed to wreak havoc on the world confronts Boat for a very epic duel on a mountain.

There can be only one...
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wander

Wander cursed the Win not being his when he did a rightful post but chose to answer a pm and ignored the warning someone had posted whilst he was writing!

Such a wrong cannot go avenged and he swoops in, throws a flashbang to distract everyone as he gets the Win back and thus was all well once more :)

Saiyuri

Distracting wander with a PM Sai swoops in and steals the Win. Escaping into her bed chamber with the Win clutched between her fingers she giggles gleefully at her victory.

Boatman

Boat examines the control panel and presses all the buttons in turn.
After drinking the cappuccino, dismissing the robot slave, and disconnecting the vibrating machine, Boat finally selects the button which folds the four poster bed up into the wall. Quite a masterpiece of design btw.
The Win flicks out and Boat departs with it into a parallel universe.
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Saiyuri

The bed in turn does not send Sai into the wall however, but into the parallel universe Boat has traversed.

Odd, I'll just be taking this back now.

Relieving Boat of the Win, Sai takes the Win with her back to their universe.

Dys Astyr

So much universe hopping... Totally unnecessary.

Catches the Win between dimensions, with a little help from her other universe self.
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wander

Sends a text message to myself in the past to wait between dimensions for syk using my Phone-Microwave that somehow can send texts to the past...

As the timeline realigns itself for me telling past me to do something, the Win ends up round my apartment/lab, though fused to a bunch of bananas...

Hm.

I'll offer a green microwaved banana to whoever got that reference, but the Win stays with me ;)

Boatman

 Nips in and takes the Win whilst Wander is in the toilet.

Departs into an asymmetric universe.
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marauder13

Quote from: Boatman on October 29, 2014, 06:28:33 PM
Nips in and takes the Win whilst Wander is in the toilet.

Departs into an asymmetric universe.

Where upon an asynchronous transfer occurs, and the win goes off on a tangent.

Dys Astyr

Scoops the Win up as she runs off, ducking into a weird dimension full of jelly fish
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wander

Uses his special machine to become corporeal in said dimension and scoops the Win right from your hands.

Swaps it for some Jellyfish food... The tasty kind.

Should distract you for a while for me to Quantum Leap back home...

-fzzzzt-

Ends up in syk's body... Thankfully my old body was fobbed off with a fake Win...

But the Jellyfish!

"Oh boy..."

Boatman

Puts all the molecules though an old Star Trek transporter system and extracts the Win.
Gives it a quick polish.
There, good as new.

Looks back into the scope. Hmmm... the rest is an amorphous mass... Perhaps a new organism.
Boat clicks the weird button on his borrowed stretch top.

"Beam me up Scottie.
What do you mean he's long gone?"
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Lady Laura


Boatman

First you have to have the Win.
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Dys Astyr

Finding being Wander rather disconcerting Syk has fashioned a new body from her alternate selves, complete with cool stitches and neck bolts.

Swipes the win and sews it up in her rib cage.


Mine.
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Boatman

Finishes off a new robot body for Syk and transfers her head and original mind print across.
Retrieves the Win and puts the remaining body parts on ice.
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Dys Astyr

Hey! All that hand stitching took a long time.

Go go Gadget arms!
extendo arms for the win, grabbing the Win
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Boatman

Switches Syk's locomotor system off by remote control for a moment whilst recovering the Win.
;D
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Dys Astyr

Has already changed all the system access codes so the remote no longer works

Giving someone a robot body and keeping the remote? Bad form!

I'd throw my glove at you  but apparently cyborgs don't wear gloves...
Do we dream of cybernetic sheep?

Perhaps, but also of the Win, which I will assimilate into my systems.

Give me the Win Boat, resistance is futile.
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Boatman

No, no. Don't like this new powerful Syk.
Will eventually try to wipe out mankind (and womankind).

Presses the emergency over-ride on her bellybutton, disconnecting power to all but life support.
Spends a few days reconstructing the original Syk, injecting stem cells to grow new connections.

Admires his work.

And then hurries away with the Win.

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Dys Astyr

I had the strangest dream...

Sees Boat leaving with the Win.
Takes a short cut and cuts him off.


Whoa there cowboy, where do you think you're going?
Do you have a permit for that Win?
I'm afraid I am going to have to confiscate it.
You can have it back when you get proper authorization, probably in about 3-6 months provided your background check clears.



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