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Started by Tigataga, January 16, 2014, 02:02:27 AM

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Boatman

Catches Dr Syk in a chokehold he learned from a master (mistress actually... not that sort.. never mind.)
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Dys Astyr

(Very dangerous move to practice in the water. Trust me. >_> You accidentally almost drown someone one time and they never let you hear the end of it...)


But the Win... The championship...
Curse you... Boat... this is... my... move...
the world starts to go black
Looses grip on the Win which sinks to the bottom of the ocean where an octopus decides it would look nice in his garden.
Alive! Trying to catch up but there is a lot, please be patient! Thank you. <3

Boatman

Boat attaches Instant Incapacitater (patent pending) to Dr S.
It inflates and takes her to surface where the inbuilt beacon calls up the nearest heavy lift drone.
The drone dumps the Christmas presents it was secretly stockpiling for Tony Blair's come back charm offensive and takes the screaming Dr S to the Tower of London where Beefeater Yeomen offer her a tasty burger before incarcerating her, without trail,  as a permanent tourist attraction (as permitted under recently revised anti-terrorism laws).

Meanwhile Boat fights the giant octopussy. It is almost too much for him.
But not actually.
Although almost suckered into submission, Boat comes away with the Win.

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Dys Astyr

Escapes from the tower through a long and convoluted plan the full scene for which will be skipped in favor of a short montage flashback later on in the movie

Catches Boat en route to the Octopus Wound Rehabilitation Clinic, easily taking the Win from him in his delicate condition.


Thanks for doing the leg work on getting this back, though I suppose losing it was your fault in the first place so maybe not...


Alive! Trying to catch up but there is a lot, please be patient! Thank you. <3

Saiyuri

Waltzing over Sai gently takes the Win from syk. Thanking her kindly she turns and waltzes back off, the Win clenched tightly in Sai's grasp.

Boatman

Boat hears walzing music... Then collapses as the anaesthetics at the anti-suction unit take effect.
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Dys Astyr

With precision and showmanship flair Syk's bullwhip cracks, retrieving the Win without even touching Sai.

Now now, weren't you ever taught not to take things that didn't belong to you?  ;)
Alive! Trying to catch up but there is a lot, please be patient! Thank you. <3

Beguile's Mistress

I'm the last poster.  Everyone after me is "next" so I win! ;D

Boatman


Meanwhile... and yet, by instinct alone, Boat squeezes his laser ring generating a beam which severs the whip .
The Win tumbles ... and Boat catches it.
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Dys Astyr

Glares at Boat, grumbles unpleasantly

Will you ever just cooperate?

Ties up Boat, Win and all, throws him over her saddle, mounts up and rides off to her secret ranch lair.
Alive! Trying to catch up but there is a lot, please be patient! Thank you. <3

Boatman

The Lair is so secret (lost in endless desert) Dr Syk cannot find it.
Meanwhile, US special forces track Boat down and thinking him unable to escape, decide to rescue him (good for American audiences).
Boat sits in the back of the Chinook admiring the Win.
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Dys Astyr

Pushes a button on her belt, cleverly disguised a just another bullet, deactivating the the holographic fake win Boat is holding.

Grins to herself and rides off to the sunset whistling softly, real Win tucked safely away.
Alive! Trying to catch up but there is a lot, please be patient! Thank you. <3

Belle33

Untucks the WIN and claims it as my own.

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Boatman

James Boat captures girl pretending to by Guy Fawkes and throws her in the Tower.
Her Majesty awards him the Order of the Win (and he gets to keep the Win too).

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Lady Laura


Boatman

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wander

But I do have the Win now though :)

The story of how this occured is rather long and at some point will be chronicled, but don't worry too much about it... I got the Win.

Belle33

It's cannon now - I win!

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Wispyr

Wispyr is to tired to be witty

Win. Mine.

Boatman

All these claims. But you actually have to take this Win.
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Dys Astyr

Takes the Win out of Boat's hand

Thanks for holding on to it for me.  ;D
Alive! Trying to catch up but there is a lot, please be patient! Thank you. <3

Boatman

Snatches it back.
I wasn't ready. Try again.
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Dys Astyr

Lassos Boat, ties him up, then takes the Win

Couldn't just let it be easy  eh?  ;D
Alive! Trying to catch up but there is a lot, please be patient! Thank you. <3

Boatman

Boat hops after Syk.
"I still wasn't ready. Pah!"
Tries to cut the ropes with his wit.. but too blunt.
Luckily, the crab in his fishing bag wasn't quite dead and bites him free - After nipping Boat's bum severely (could have been worse).

Boat lands a flying rugby tackle on the fleeing Syk and brings her down in thick, soft, but very sticky, mud.
He runs off with the Win laughing.


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wander

Wander rushes in and challenges Boatman to a fair duel of Queensbury rules for the Win...

Then proceeds to sucker punch (Boatman didn't realise Wander has little reputation to care for such a faux pas!)

Now the Win has been claimed and is my possession :)

(Wander does leave an ice-pack and some painkillers for Boatman though...)