Last Poster Wins

Started by Tigataga, January 16, 2014, 02:02:27 AM

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Dys Astyr

That works with artillery shells too if they're big enough... Though it's slightly less magical feeling.

Holds the Win up to her ear and snickers at what it says
Alive! Trying to catch up but there is a lot, please be patient! Thank you. <3

Saiyuri

Leaning in beside syk she nods as she hears the Win whisper for Sai to take it. Gently parting it from syk's grasp she thanks her kindly before waltzing off with the Win.

Boatman

Electromagnet to full power!

Ping, ding, rip, tear, clang, boink.

Well, I have the Win back, plus various bits of garments.
Oops.
Turns away quickly and runs into a maze.
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Saiyuri

Having been stripped of her dress and the Win she runs after Boat into the maze, with just her bustier and thong on. After a few wrong turns she soon comes upon Boat and the Win. Walking up calmly she takes back the Win and her dress with a nod. Thanking him she turns and walks off with the Win held firmly against her stomach, her dress draped over her shoulder.

Dys Astyr

Locks the door to the maze and climbs up to the floating observation platform, bleeding from the ears and lip thanks to the magnet stunt

Bad form.

Starts pressing buttons on the control panel

Alive! Trying to catch up but there is a lot, please be patient! Thank you. <3

Boatman

The sprinklers come on in the hedge maze of the stately home.
Boat gets wet.
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wander

Best save that Win from getting wet then ;)

*trundles off with the Win*

Boatman

As Wander seems to have wandered off carrying Sai, who has the Win covered by her ripped dress (takes a breath), Boat accidentally stands on the dress and the pair fall in a tangle of arms and legs. Boat retrieves the Win and leaves them to their antics.
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wander

As much as I'd love to stay and play with a dressless Sai, I have to jerk on the invisible wire I managed to tie onto the Win, reclaiming it and then using it to swing off into the night, leaving a box of Dairy Milk Tray for Sai to enjoy in replacement for my exit...

Boatman

Boat shakes his head at the box of chocolates and mutters 'cheapskate' before heading off after Wander.
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wander

Its a big box ;p Thortons isn't open right now!

I still have the Win, however :)

Boatman



"Quick, before she opens it.... You can get Thorntons' in a supermarket.
Ah, there is one over there.
I'll just look after the Win for you whilst you go."
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wander

At least the man gets the rather British reference I was making ;)

I still have the Win though :)

Saiyuri

Thank you very much for the chocolates boys!

Hugging the box of chocolates against her nubile form she slips the Win inside the box, where no one can get it.  ;)

Boatman

Well, I am afraid I have some bad news for you both.
The management has recently been concerned by the poor state of the Win.
Apparently, it's been blown up, sat upon by elephants, and otherwise tarnished in many many ways.
So, they have issued me with this new Win, which is now the official one.
Hope that's okay with you...
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Saiyuri

I see, well thank you kindly for hand delivering it to me. Such a gentleman.  ;)

Taking the win graciously from Boat she gets to her feet and walks out of the maze.

Dys Astyr

The sound of propellers rumble in the sky like thunder, then a mechanical whirling as Syk, now a Sky Pirate; shoots a clock work retrieval pistol from the deck of her airship, snatching the Win from Saiyuri and reeling it back to the safety of her possession.

Ho there, my ground bound friends! Thanks for the Win!
Alive! Trying to catch up but there is a lot, please be patient! Thank you. <3

Boatman

James Boat takes the inflatable helicopter out of his back pocket and pulls the action handle.
There is a slight farting noise before the thing fall to bits.

I'll kill that letter of the alphabet.
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Dys Astyr

Hoy there, Boat! I see being a hero fails to pay again. Interested in sailing a boat of a different color? I am in need of a crew currently.  ;) If you're nice I might even let you see the win.

Drops a rope ladder
Alive! Trying to catch up but there is a lot, please be patient! Thank you. <3

Boatman

Earpiece crackles... It's a trap James.
Don't worry Moneypenny, I'll keep that date with you (sniggers).
Climbs the ladder. To infinity and beyond, pilot.
Oh, and throw me down the Win, I think it might be bugged.
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wander

Looks like my prank call to Boatman worked!
I was the one who pretended to be the management and gave him the fake Win!

The classic Win is still the official one and in my safe hands...
Serves Boatman right for sharing in credit for the chocolates I left for Sai ;p

Saiyuri

Chocolate and the Win, wander? I couldn't ask for more, love!

Smiling she plants a soft kiss on his lips before skipping off with her box of chocolates and the win.

Boatman

Boat shouts down from the ladder, his voice coming and going between the thumping beats of the turbocharged airship engines.
"No, I received an actual call from the management using the secret code word before Wander tried his trick. The Win is up here and I plan to get it. Wish me luck."
Boat turns his head away to hide a smirk.
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wander

I saw that smirk! Its all lies, lies I tell you!

Ah Sai, the chocolates will surely take the pain away when you realise that Win you have is a fake :)

The real Win is still here with me, everybody ;)

Boatman

Three Wins. How confusing.
My understanding is that the real one is the only one that could survive pressing in a car crusher.
So, should we test them? You first...
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