Last Poster Wins

Started by Tigataga, January 16, 2014, 02:02:27 AM

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wander

Call that a knife? This is a knife! *pulls out a slightly bigger knife*

With Boatman in shock and shame, Wander is able to get away with the Win! ;)

Boatman

Ah, but it is the latest homing knife on a wire.
Boat flicks the knife and hauls in the Win.
There!
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Dys Astyr

Accidentally lassos the Win during rodeo practice only to find there is a Boat attached

Interesting catch, maybe I should take up fishing.  ;D
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Boatman

Hmmpphh.
Captain Boat to you.
Can I have a go on the horse?
Would motorbike experience be compatible?
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Dys Astyr

Arches eyebrow

Getting all formal on me eh?

Well Captain, I don't think the horse would appreciate being compared to a motorbike. And no, you can't ride on mine anyway.

Tucks the Win into her belt next to her six shooters and ill gotten sheriff's badge, then whistles for a second horse
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Boatman

Whistles for a second motorbike... It doesn't work.

No, captain is my first name. My parents were a bit weird that way.

I'll just check your saddle (snaffles Win).
Looks just fine.
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Dys Astyr

Shoots the Win out of Boat's hand before he even realizes the gun has been drawn

Take it easy there, partner.
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wander

Comes in, grabs the Win and wanders off...

Yup, getting the Win really can be that simple ;)

Boatman

Except for the posse!
Just give the Win back there boooooy.

Boat thanks Wander for the Win and hightails it out of there.
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Lady Laura

..........................

Belle33

Wins and makes it look easy.

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Lady Laura

This is post 99 for me.

Boatman

How lovely, but I have the Win.
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Lady Laura


Rhedyn

~snags the win and promptly falls asleep cuddling it~

Boatman

Tickles Rhed until she drops the Win.
Sorry to disturb.
Boat carries Win off in his bag whistling (Boat not the Win).
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wander

I was going to write about the brilliant multi-part heist involving a character played by George Clooney in the upcoming film of how I stole the Win from Boatman and went and took it on a night out in LA and woke up the next day with a terrible hangover where we nearly lost it (spoiler: The Win was on the roof the whole time) but I got distracted by the SB...

Either way, the Win is safe with me and got to the marriage on time. Brad Pitt was the best man.

Boatman

Okay, now the stand-ins have stood aside, Boat takes the Win for its final adventure in the sequel.
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Saiyuri

Spoiler Alert! Boat brings the win straight to Sai in the sequel.
"Thank you, love. You're such a gentleman".
Smiling she holds the Win to her chest and walks off happily.
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Boatman

Unfortunately, as Sai will find out when reading the script, her golden chest is full of scorpions. Holding the Win close to this chest, Sai accidentally undoes the latch and the arthropods crawl out all over her.
[A cruel trick by a cruel writer.]

But, the scene and girl are saved by Boat catching the Win and using this to squish the scorpions.
He then takes the Win away to prevent further mischief.

Spoiler: Sai survives, a little bruised and splattered, but alive.
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Dys Astyr

Shame, shame, stereotyping the scorpions. They are actually pretty chill little critters.

Unless you piss them off...

Anyway, thanks for retrieving the Win for me.  ;D
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Boatman

Mutters drat and double drat.

Runs away without giving up the Win.
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wander

Go wide!

Wander catches the Win to avoid syk getting it for Boatman...

However now wander has the Win once more ;)

Boatman

Boat changes the script. Stepping back a few scenes, he makes friends with the lovable scorpions and invites them to come along with him in their new home - the Win.
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Dys Astyr

The studio denies the script changes

Be careful, they are liable to replace you with a different leading man, and that would really throw a wrench in your story.

Snaps her fingers and suddenly the Win is there, which she tucks into her hat band and rides into the sunset with
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