Chavatar (mtf chavette) Beatrice Black Wenterburn Kyra Innit

[Kyra tg]

This is a dangerous mission... Innit!

Lord Byron Butterworth (the 6th's) daughter Ashley has been kidnapped by a gang of Chav's who are holding her for ransom. He doubts that if he pays they will return her. More likely his daughter will disappear. He's beside himself and has contacted the toughest mercs and guns for hire he can to infiltrate the Chav's neighbourhood and get his daughter out alive.

But the Chav's will spot a none Chav the second they see one. So using one of the artifacts in his families collection of arcane objects Lord Butterworth proposes to swap the agents into young Chav girls. The money he is offering is too good to pass up but he admits this is untested. Once the heroes are Chavettes they will be tarted up proper. The artifact is a bit wonky and the mental impacts will vary... So potentally some mind control elements and internal struggles.

Essentially a game where the brave adventurer must enter a Chavette body and infiltrate the Townie culture and hopefully not become so emerged as to never get out. Garbed in fake designer Burberry and with all civilised culture a distant memory will they survive?! Minimum Chavette age 18.

Btw I'm not British and can't do a convicincing Chav accent. This will be played for laughs to some extent but will not be OTT Ridiculois. It's a bit of a loss of power scenario and struggling to not be a dumb girl that thinks Chav guys are awright. Not really expecting the mission to be a success. There is a good chances that all the Chavettes will get stuck that way. Not into pregnancy but as an end fate it seems an option.

http://www.dogcow.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Chavs.html

So I'd prefer the player/s to choose pretty chavettes and not Mingers... Character drafts below.

Name Pre Chavette
Description
Age
Skills / Background
Chavette name
Chavette description (plus photo please)
Chavette Age
Background

Put up your character then join the thread here:

https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=204910.msg10030251#msg10030251

Introduce your chavette. She'll have spent the twenty thousand pounds that Lord Byron gave her last week already.

Introduce your guy. Think Ronin. Specialise in something to make a team. Driver. Scrapper of items. Etc.

Name Pre Chavette: Rod McGuyver
Description a compact dark haired man in his early thirties Rod is handsome if a bit non-descript. He wears a beard, trench coat and blandly expensive suit.
Age 32
Skills / Background: Rod has extensive military and paramilitary experience, having worked in Central Asia, Africa, South America and Papua New Guinea. He is mercenary and self centred and has worked as a bodyguard and in private armies for drug dealers and arms traders. He is an expert in explosives, is familiar with most weapons and adept at hand to hand combat, a reasonable driver and tactician. His real skill lies in supplies though. He can get almost anything through his contacts and with time and the right resources he can make what he can not buy. MacGuyver style.
Chavette name: Jaydon
Chavette description (plus photo please)
Chavette Age 18
Background School dropout and unemployed. Brother in jail. Looking for me right - a footballer.

[Wenterburn]

Name :: Huzir the Bruiser, 35
Description :: Tall, hulking bouncer of a man. More of a large, round man in a suit than a bodybuilder. Bald head, big beard, heavy fists.
Skills / Background :: Bouncing, bruising, hurting people, mob enforcing

Chavette name :: Keeley Brazil
Chavette description Orange skin, big messy hair, curvy. Would like to get away with but might not be chav enough
Chavette Age 22?
Background :: School dropout, works at ASDA.

[Wenterburn]

I am using a human-to-Chav translator, so pardon me if the words don't come out right.

Innit.

http://www.theutherfish.co.uk/chav.php

[Kyra tg]

Lol. Nice one breh!!!!

[BadForm]

This has to be the funniest shit I've ever seen on E - the site or the drug! I'm a bit busy today but will try to get a chavette up today or tomorrow.

[Wenterburn]

Slightly confused as to where things are going; lines of allegiance not too clear. But for now, waiting to see the shake-down and who wins.