Corrupt a wish

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You are... Only that's a dream

I wish i wouldn't say this wish

Andalon

Granted. You hereby loose all your abilities to communicate. Enjoy.

I wish I would get rid of my cold.

Ramman

Granted.

You have successfully gotten rid of your cold...by getting hit by a bus.

I wish I had three cans of silly string.

I dont know

#203
You have, except they are not strings, but giant tentacles that want to... make love with you.

I wish for the next person appear after me.

Story Tale

Granted but now I'm always going to appear right after you in every thread and ninja all your posts. Mwahaha

I wish that I hadn't eaten that much spaghetti. Bleh.

Gary Stargazer

Granted, however now you will never be able to eat enough spaghetti ever again, fu fu fu >>

I wish I were strong enough to lift a mountain.
Official fanboy of Oreo. <3
Allow me to show you how I like to play. <3
I'm not just a member of The Oreo Fan Club, I'm the president.


Ramman

Granted but you aren't strong enough to hold it when you get it above your head. You are now buried under Mt. Everest...forever.

I wish Harry Morgan wasn't dead... :'(

Gary Stargazer

Good job, now there is a Harry Morgan zombie eating your brains.

I wish I could dig my way out of Mt. Everest. Xd
Official fanboy of Oreo. <3
Allow me to show you how I like to play. <3
I'm not just a member of The Oreo Fan Club, I'm the president.


Story Tale

(hehe @ harry the zombie. Still sad tho)

Granted, you can. With a spoon. It takes you 76 years.


I wish someone would come give me a massage.




Gary Stargazer

Granted but the person is completely unskilled and now your back is even more jacked up.

I wish I could teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony.
Official fanboy of Oreo. <3
Allow me to show you how I like to play. <3
I'm not just a member of The Oreo Fan Club, I'm the president.


Story Tale

(has had that happen before, though at least the new pain cancels out the old)

Granted, but they won't do it unless they have a coke.


I wish that diet coke tasted as good as regular.

Gary Stargazer

Granted, however now diet coke contains lethal amounts of aspartame!

I wish TV viewers would get over the whole reality TV fad.
Official fanboy of Oreo. <3
Allow me to show you how I like to play. <3
I'm not just a member of The Oreo Fan Club, I'm the president.


Story Tale

Hmm... granted, but now all those former reality stars are poor and have moved to your town.

I wish that I didn't need two sweaters and three pairs of socks to keep warm.

Ramman

Granted unfortunately your alternative was skin to skin contact with a yeti. He eats you.

I wish the poor reality stars would move to my town.

Story Tale

:P Granted. Now your cashier is one of the 16 and pregnant moms and she can't ring you up because her baby is in one hand and her cell phone is on the other. All the boys from Jersey Shore are in your gym fist pumping, and all the women from every housewives show are driving around cutting you off.

I wish I had my own tv show!

Ramman

Granted you have your own tv show...you star as Snooki's personal assistant.

I wish Jersey shore would end...it makes me ashamed of my state.

PigPin

*POOF* The Jersey shore is no more and the state of which it is in is now forgotten all together.

I wish I could rearrange the alphabet so I could put U and I together.

Andalon

Granted, although you lost a few letters in the process. And honestly, an alphabet containing only the letters J, U, I and X is a bit annoying, don't you think?

I wish it was weekend already.

SilverStarfish

It is the weekend already, but you still have to work long hours on those days, and your entire town/city is plagued with man-eating locusts. It may or may not be raining blood. Still wish it was the weekend?

I wish for a unicorn.

Katalina

Granted, but the unicorn is pissed that you seem to have been the one to kill off all of its brethren (or so it thinks), and it gores you with its horn.

I wish the Lord of the Rings was real.

SilverStarfish

Lord of the Rings is real, but on a smaller scale - the entire world is located in a foreign country, and you're not allowed to visit there.

I wish college was free!

Katalina

College is free, but you find yourself an indentured servant to the region of your college for the next 10 years of your life.

I wish the global economy was better. -_-

SilverStarfish

Kat, that doesn't sound far from the reality! The global economy improves, but it's all under a dictatorship that forces you to live in a smaller house, limits how many kids you can have and what you can buy, and allocates how much money you earn each year. People who aren't productive enough are "culled" from the population.

I wish I had a genie who could give me unlimited wishes!

Katalina

Oh sh--!

Genies are awesome, and you stumble upon one that gives you unlimited wishes. What you don't realize is that with each wish you make, a thousand people in the world die. Can you really live with yourself?

I'm really wishing there was a homework machine right now.

I dont know

There is, but it makes a terrible mistake and you get an F at school.

I wish i would know what to wish