Corrupt a wish

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Mr Bigglesworth

Granted, but there are four flies swimming in it now.

I wish I could run as fast as The Flash.

Autumn52

*picks out flies and drinks it anyway*LOL

Granted but you run so fast that you miss life and fun stuff too

I wish I did not have to go to the store to buy water
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Mr Bigglesworth

Granted, but it is only because the store is now closed, and you still have no water.

I wish I did not have to go to the store to buy food.

Caitlin

Granted, the store was hit by a tornado and dumped on top of your house.

I wish I had another day of weekend. :-)

Autumn52

granted but everyday is weekend and you have to work anyway

I wish I had some ice tea
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Caitlin

Granted, but it tastes like cold coffee.

I wish a lonely child in a cold orphange had a warm teddybear to cuddle up with.

Autumn52

buys enough teddy bears for all orphans. I cant possibly corrupt that wish.

I wish I could start a  homeless shelter and help them get on their feet again.
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Caitlin

Granted and though it's hard to corrupt selfless wishes, I will still do so anyway. The not-so-homeless people will bring you a serenade every morning when it's time for you to wake up. ;D

I wish I had an angel.
(Title from a Nightwish song hehe. And thanks for not corrupting my wish! ^_^)

Autumn52

you do and she is in love with you, she can be jealous too.

I wish I had an unlimited amount of coffee so that I never have to sleep again.
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Caitlin

Granted, but it turned you into an immortal vampire who drinks coffee instead of blood, additionally it gives you a bad breath.

I wish I had a new computer.

Mr Bigglesworth

Granted, you have a brand new computer, but it only runs with the Russian version of Windows.

I wish that I could reach this itch on my back.

Autumn52

Granted but your arms are long like a gorilla and drag the floor when you stand up

I wish I could scratch your back for you
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Mr Bigglesworth

Granted, but then you are stuck with me and my gorilla arms for a while  >:)

I wish that I was six inches taller.

Story Tale

Well, see, stretching out isn't really feasible, but shrinking is so... Everyone and everything else in the world besides you has just shrunk by six inches... You have a lot of people mad at you now, but hey, who cares right?

I wish I didn't have to work today.

Mr Bigglesworth

Granted, but now you have to work Saturday to make up for it.

I wish my cell phone battery would never wear out, without adversely affecting  functioning of said phone.

Auron

Granted, but it is powered by a mini nuclear reactor, eventually giving you cancer.

I wish my truck's engine were working properly.

Israfel

Granted, but your stereo will now play Friday every time you turn on the wind-screen wipers.

I wish that I had a spork.

Caitlin

Quote from: Mr Bigglesworth on July 16, 2012, 06:49:33 AM
Granted, you have a brand new computer, but it only runs with the Russian version of Windows.
Rofl, I happen to be studying Russian, this would actually help me. ;)

Granted, although I have no idea what a spork is and because of that it turns into a spark instead!

I wish the weather will stay nice.

Auron

Granted. But it is 'nice' from the perspective of a penguin.

I wish my brother wouls stop yelling so much.

Caitlin

I like cold too. ^_^

Granted, now he's crying and whining all the time and bugging you with whatever is bothering him.

I wish I had a bbq.

Auron

Granted, but its human.

I wish Justine Beiber had never become a music star.

Caitlin

Granted, he's now your brother instead. (Mwahaha)

I wish I had a cool kangeroo.

Auron

Granted, but he is in a box, in your freezer.

I wish I had some fried mushrooms right now.

Biman258

Granted, but they're poisonous

I wish I had some coffee

Auron

Granted, but it's unfiltered.

I wish I had a stack of perfect pancakes.