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Author Topic: The Best of Blydad  (Read 4555 times)

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Offline BlytheTopic starter

Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #225 on: August 19, 2018, 09:06:16 PM »
Blydad literally any time there is a strong female lead in a show about to go down the predictable romance route (he gets a bit invested and yells at the TV):

(keep in mind I have no idea what he was watching; I wasn't paying attention until he yelled at the screen)

Blydad: (to TV) don't be fooled by his handsome face
Blydad: (to TV) he's just going to tie you down to a life of mediocrity that involves shopping at Kroger and his stupid booger-faced babies
Blydad: (to TV) you know magic and martial arts
Blydad: (to TV) don't do it
Blydad: (to TV) don't kiss him
Blydad: (to TV) KICK HIS ASS KICK HIS ASS KICK HIS ASS
Me: Why are you so hostile to happy romantic endings?
Blydad: Better question--why does the female lead need a man to be happy every time? I mean, sure, sometimes is okay, but it feels like it happens all the time.
Blydad: It bores me.
Me: So how would you end a movie with a strong female lead?
Blydad: I can think of several things. She becomes a teacher and passes on her knowledge of magical ass-kickery. She decides she isn't interested in romance and moves in with her bestie and they open a store together. She ascends to godhood. She uses the secrets learned in her quest to invent something new we need in society. And you know what? Not just happy endings. I'm fine with unhappy ones. Maybe she gets arrested because you can't just firekick people in the face and not suffer consequences legally.
Me: ....you are really tired of romance scenes in movies, aren't you?
Blydad: (to TV) KICK HIS ASS
Blydad: (to TV) BE LIKE A MAGICAL VERSION OF RONDA ROUSEY AND PUT HIM IN AN ARMBAR
Blydad: ...aaaaaand she kissed him. My show is ruined. I'm just going to go watch wrestling now.
Blydad: *cue Blydad sulking*

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #226 on: August 19, 2018, 09:07:26 PM »
...he DOES kinda have a point...  :D

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #227 on: August 19, 2018, 09:10:58 PM »
I am ashamed I have never known the wisdom of Blydad until this moment. I must dedicate myself to his teachings from here on!

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #228 on: August 19, 2018, 09:12:35 PM »
I mean, he's not wrong....

Offline Oniya

Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #229 on: August 19, 2018, 09:37:33 PM »
Blydad: (to TV) BE LIKE A MAGICAL VERSION OF RONDA ROUSEY AND PUT HIM IN AN ARMBAR

This is oddly specific...

(And something I'd like to see on a motivational graphic...)

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #230 on: August 19, 2018, 09:43:31 PM »
He really likes Ronda Rousey. She is his favorite female athlete at the moment. ^^;

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #231 on: August 20, 2018, 08:27:59 PM »
omg I love Blydad!!  Would he consider adopting? LOL

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #232 on: August 20, 2018, 08:34:53 PM »
He did have an addendum to the Strong Female Lead conversation last night, right in the middle of watching wrestling

Blydad: (suddenly) I would also accept romantic happy endings with two women
Blydad: Or something that involves three people, that would be interesting
Me: I did not know you were pro-poly, that's cool, dad!
Blydad: One time I was in a relationship when I was a young man with a military wife; her husband knew, was completely fine with it, and he and I were pals and not romantically involved with each other, but we both had a relationship with her.
Blydad: I just want movies to more accurately reflect the diversity I know is there--I'm fine with hetero romances for strong female leads, I just don't want it to be the only thing I see in every show--I'm very weary of the repetitiveness. I mean I know from my experiences that life really varies. Sometimes the 1 + 1 dynamic isn't how it works in reality.
Me: Write a TV script, please.
Blydad: I'm too lazy; you're the writer, son. WRITE MY IDEAS.
Me: Pay me to, writing is hard work, you know
Blydad: I will pay you in pudding snack packs
Me: ...I am unduly tempted by that
Blydad: They have a sale at the store, you know
Blydad: Actually we are getting pudding packs whether or not I pay you in them
« Last Edit: August 20, 2018, 08:39:38 PM by Blythe »

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #233 on: August 20, 2018, 08:40:26 PM »
I have two questions, Bly.

1) How many words per snack pack?

2) What flavours do these snack packs come in?

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #234 on: August 20, 2018, 08:46:04 PM »
I have two questions, Bly.

1) How many words per snack pack?

2) What flavours do these snack packs come in?

1) he didn't say but I think 5,000 words per snack pack would hopefully ensure I don't break my diet <_<
2) the oreo-flavored ones are the ones on sale ^^

Offline Nimmy

Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #235 on: August 20, 2018, 08:48:18 PM »
Good lord, the Oreo flavored ones are the best.

Also I'd watch the heck out of a show you wrote so... let him tempt you >__>;

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #236 on: August 20, 2018, 08:49:03 PM »
Have I said recently that I love you folks?

I LOVE YOU FOLKS!

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #237 on: Yesterday at 08:01:27 PM »
You know, I didn't think I could adore him anymore and he just proved me wrong. <3