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[HannibalBarca]

Cap.  As in one of those things that looks ridiculous reversed, unless you're a baseball catcher :P

[Daoine Sidhe]

Sap.  As in what you get when a tree orgasms.

[HannibalBarca]

I'm morbidly curious as to how you get it to orgasm :P

Fap.  As in how you get a human to orgasm XD

[Daoine Sidhe]

Tap.  That's how you get a tree to orgasm.  Tap it... over and over.

[HannibalBarca]

XD  That is a good one!

Top.  Where I often like my women to be.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Ton.  How often I like to... orgasm.

[HannibalBarca]

Tone.  As in they're isn't any specific one when you're having an orgasm.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Bone.  As in... well, you know.

[HannibalBarca]

Boner.  Yeah...I know.

[Daoine Sidhe]

"Bone her."  ;)

Boners.  Cause "the only thing better than one is two."  ;)

[HannibalBarca]

"bone hers".  You mean two, or that her over there specifically?

Loners.  They who must love their fist...or fingers...alas for the loneliness...

[Daoine Sidhe]

You, me, and any other "her" you want to add.  She can film.  :P

Toners.  Those are the people who go from house to house and tone up lonely people's ... noises.

[HannibalBarca]

Goners.  Those about to die due to being tied to a railroad track, those incurably insane, and those who have just walked into a medieval tavern and sat down next to, coincidentally, the player character who happens to be their perfect match sexually.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Those poor souls.  We shall honor their memory.

Goers.  They who are always going places.  To work, to school, to the place where goers go.

[HannibalBarca]

Goers.  Now git.

Goeys.  The result of all of those delicious, excitable, enjoyable activities...AKA the wet spot, for instance...

[Daoine Sidhe]

Wet spot?  I thought I was hiding that well.

Joeys.  Lots of baby kangaroos.

[HannibalBarca]

Must be hard finding your kid as a kangaroo parent when they're all named the same, even the girls...

Joys.  Those things that make life worth living.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Boys.  If I remember correctly, that's who you're attracted to if you're ticklish in your right knee.  The left knee is girls.

[HannibalBarca]

Um, now...would that me my right knee from your perspective, or mine, or your left knee...oh, never mind.

Bots.  Those annoying programs who never fail to amuse the die-hard yahoo chat users in the post-user-room wasteland it now is.

[Daoine Sidhe]

Tots.  Delicious little fried potato... things.  Sold at Sonic.

[HannibalBarca]

Tits.  The somewhat crude word that describes those quintessential female bits that come in all shapes and sizes, but for a true man, one size fits all--or is it all sizes fit one ;D

[Daoine Sidhe]

Twits.  You know who I mean.

[HannibalBarca]

Twit.  I know who you mean :3

[La Vida en su Muerte]

Twat

[HannibalBarca]

Tat.  Short for tattoo--sometimes art, sometimes rebellion--actually taken from West African cultural traditions of coming-of-age ceremonies by sailors from other parts of the world, and de-coupled from the cultural traditions...