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Lira

Where have you been?

Taking care of something ugly!

Brian Boru

We're men...men in tights (tight tights)

Robin Hood: Men in Tights

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Star Safyre

"I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes.  Keep firing, assholes!"

~Spaceballs
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Oniya

Quote from: Xandi on August 25, 2010, 02:54:11 PM
"Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"

Gold Hat - The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

"Badgers?  We don' need no steenkeeng badgers!"

Raul Hernandez - UHF (the Weird Al movie)
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Lira

I don't want to shoot you, and you don't want to be dead.

Autumn52

"You had me at 'hello'"

Renee Zellweger in Jerry Maguire
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

Anomia

Scarlet: Blinkin! Fix your boobs; you look like a bleedin' Picasso!
-Robin Hood: Men In Tights

Autumn52

"There's no crying in baseball!"

Tom Hanks in A League of Their Own
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

fatchixrock2

"Bastard Son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die, you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam motherfucker!"

-Death to Smoochy

Box office flop but still a hilarious movie.

Autumn52

Please keep the F word out of this public thread....
May light guide you through your turmoil and may darkness never cross your path.

White Light be upon you if that is your wish

grdell

"Yes, a tiny net is a death sentence - it's a net and it's tiny."

Evil Betty from "Kung Pow"
"A million people can call the mountains a fiction, yet it need not trouble you as you stand atop them." ~XKCD

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Lonestar

You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. ~George Carlin

Rozel

You stole my quote!  :p pokes Lonestar

Opts for another:

'You're a disgrace to depression.'  As good as it Gets. :D


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lenka

"Push me, Shove you, ah yeah say's who"

Mad Max-great aussie flick

TheLegionary

A dialogue from Crocodile Dundee

"Mick: For a minute there, ‘room-service’ took on a whole new meaning.
Sue: That croc was going to eat me alive.
Mick: Oh, I wouldn’t hold that against him. Thought crossed my mind once or twice."

Rozel

QuoteA dialogue from Crocodile Dundee

"Mick: For a minute there, ‘room-service’ took on a whole new meaning.
Sue: That croc was going to eat me alive.
Mick: Oh, I wouldn’t hold that against him. Thought crossed my mind once or twice."


Ha ha!  I love those lines!

How about this one:

Star Wars, of course. :P

"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"

When I lay my head on the pillow at night, I can say I was a decent person today. That's when I feel beautiful.
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TheLegionary

* wonders whether her avatar is Mara Jade *

What about this one?

"There is no try!" - Yoda

Lonestar

Princess Leia: Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder.
Han Solo: Who's scruffy-looking?
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. ~George Carlin

Novak

Frank:  I have work to do.  Read your news paper everyday, you'll understand.
Joan:  What section?
Frank:  Obituaries.

Rozel

'Name's Barf. I'm a Mog, half man half dog. I'm my own best friend.'

When I lay my head on the pillow at night, I can say I was a decent person today. That's when I feel beautiful.
My Ons and Offs: ~♠Funs, Not so Funs and Maybes with Roz♠~
Musings and Thoughts: 𓆩*𓆪Available Stories𓆩*𓆪
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jessicaRP

"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

~ Forrest Gump


Lonestar

"Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place" Billy Crystal(Mitch)in City Slickers(1991)
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. ~George Carlin

Siegfried

I'm want to tell you something Mark.  Something you do not yet know, but we K-Paxians have been around long enough to have discovered.  The universe will expand, then it will collapse back on it's self, then it will expand again.  It will repeat this process forever.  What you don't know is, that when the universe expands again, everything will be as it is now.  What ever mistakes you make now, you will live though on your next pass.  Every mistake you make, you will be live though, again and again.  Forever.  So my advice to you is to get it right this time around, because this time, is all you have."

From the movie K-Pax

Lonestar

Professor Snape: Expelliarmus! Ah, vengeance is sweet. How I hoped I'd be the one to catch you.
[to Lupin]
Professor Snape: I told Dumbledore you were helping an old friend enter the castle and now here's the proof.
Sirius Black: Brilliant, Snape - once again you've put your keen and penetrating mind to the task and as usual come to the wrong conclusion. Now if you'll excuse us, Remus and I have some unfinished business to attend to.
Professor Snape: [raises his wand at Black] Give me a reason. I beg you.
Professor Lupin: Severus, don't be a fool...
Sirius Black: He can't help it. It's habit by now.
Professor Lupin: Sirius, be quiet!
Sirius Black: Be quiet yourself, Remus!
Professor Snape: Listen to you two, quarrelling like an old married couple.
Sirius Black: Why don't you run along and play with your chemistry set?
Professor Snape: [puts his wand to Black's throat] I could do it, you know... But why deny the Dementors? They're so longing to see you.
[Sirius trembles]
Professor Snape: Do I detect a flicker of fear? Ah, yes. The Dementor's Kiss. One can only imagine what that must be like to endure. It's said to be nearly unbearable to witness, but I'll do my best.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. ~George Carlin

Coreli

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

Clemenza to Rocco - Godfather