Return of the once and future king (Arthuriana)

[Boatman]

Hello, I’m interested in Arthurian tales, know the academic background (such as it is) and would love to jointly write a piece about Arthur and Guinevere's return in the modern day. 

I can envisage the once and future king having to recover his queen from Modred (or Mordred) who has access to dark powers and presumably is at this very moment plotting unspeakable horrors for the world (perhaps presaged by climate change).

Anyway, I am imaginative; don’t take myself too seriously, love weaving humour into tall yet engagingly plausible tales and am a seeker of the power of heart stopping sensuality.

The Arthur legend is one of regeneration.
If you are a creative lady who would like to reinvent Arthurian enchantment for our times, then please contact me and let’s come up with some stimulating magical scheme to overthrow the rather boring present and any baddies that get in our way.