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[IndigoKitty]

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Paradox level: lethal ninja Alice

You literally sleep in the fabric of time that makes up tomorrow. You break the world.

I wish I had a free, legal, tragedy-less way to make money without having to work.

[Ligeia]

Granted. You get a job playing video games all day. However, it doesn't pay enough for you to live on your own and your new home is your parents basement.

I wish I could pass any test I was given

[MelisaArtemis]

granted but you fail at life in general

I wish the person below me would attempt to swallow half the ocean

[BadForm]

Sadly, granted any time I try to swim since I swim like a brick... Thanks! ;(

I wish I had paid off all my debts...

[Harley Quinn]

Granted, all your debts are paid, but you are instantly swamped with credit card offers you just can't resist and you accumulate a massive amount of new debt within a week!

I wish I had the vocabulary to be a good writer.

[Mr Bigglesworth]

Granted, but you are compelled to overuse big words, and only the most educated scholars can read your writing.

I wish I was a master bear trainer.

[MelisaArtemis]

Granted but then they replace the bears with Tigers...

I wish I can do anything I want without consequence

[BadForm]

Granted... By removing your desire to ever want to do anything...

I wish I wasn't so adept at falling for women who live on other continents! Seriously, Internet!

[diamonedsky]

Granted, but all the girls on your continent reaaaaally like the closeness and become super clingy. :P

I wish I had a theme song.

[BlightRaptor]

Granted, but it's this...

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I also wish for a theme song.

[BadForm]

Granted, but your theme song happens to be a male-only version of Gangbang Style!

I wish I could find a good avvie for me.

[Ligeia]

Granted. Unfortunately it simply doesn't want to appear when you set. But congrats on acceptance!

[BadForm]

Thank you Ligeia, and I'd like to grant your wish too. Er... what was it again?

[QuirkyFelicity]

I grant the nonexistent wishes of both BadForm and Ligeia. As they are, you know, nonexistent... they dissapear in a poof of wasted magic smoke.

I wish I hadn't run out of breakfast foods today.

[HannibalBarca]

Granted, but your breakfast foods are two pounds of crushed granite and a two by four off the back of a seventy-six year old outhouse.

I wish I could be perfectly empathetic.

[QuirkyFelicity]

Granted, but the perfection of it scares people, and you slowly have no one around you on which it can even become useful towards.

I wish anything I painted came out of the canvas as a friendly entity towards me.

[diamonedsky]

Granted, but they're not friendly to any of your friends and family, who eventually alienate you due to your strange (but very artistically nice-looking!) creations. :P

I wish I could make the perfect cup of tea every time.

[QuirkyFelicity]

Granted, but as the perfect cup of tea has a pleasant burn as the first sip tickles your throat, your cups of tea are eternally hot, and, while you get your first sip to pleasantly burn, the cup is far too hot to hold, let alone drink, long enough to truly enjoy your granted wish.

I wish I had telekinesis.

[Krohl]

Granted, but you choose to move a cop car and get arrested for making mischief in the streets.


I wish I had a million dollars.

[QuirkyFelicity]

Granted, but for every dollar you spend, it comes from someone who truly needed it instead of out of nowhere or from someone who could afford to give it away.

I wish I had the bravery to talk to those people whom I admire.

[HannibalBarca]

Granted, but you will find out something about all of them that you won't admire at all.

I wish I could write the perfect novel.

[QuirkyFelicity]

Granted, but you can never find the motivation to act on the ability.

I wish I could be hired to do a job I enjoy for decent pay.

[Krohl]

Granted, you are hired for this dream job, but then the cost of living goes up and you are forced to take a higher paying job that you despise just to make ends meet.

I wish I could have the body I had when I was 21.

[Yukina]

Granted, but then few recognize you.

I wish for a mech.

[Skadii]

Granted, but since I don't know what that is...I get it wrong and you end up with a middle-aged man with butt crack disease asking you "Whaddya want?"


I wish for time to stop and to be able to stay in this moment forever.