The I'm so tough game.

[Solaine]

.. That even your multiple personalities have their own multiple personalities!

I'm so nerdy...

[Mnemaxa]

....that geeks and nerds call you when they're stumped.

I'm so philosophical....

[dready]

that if you condensed your philosophies into paste it would be as intruiging as C4 is explosive.

i'm so trained...

[Mordred]

... that when no commands are given, you conjure up your own, instantly obeying.

I'm so disobedient...

[dready]

when you're told to cover up cause it's cold outside, you pull the sun closer to show defiance. :3

i'm so wet...

[Mordred]

... that every electrical item you have is encased in rubber.

I'm so square...

[dready]

that your son has the first name of Spongebob.

i'm so skinny...

[Mordred]

... that when cartoons show steamrollers making a person flat make others laugh, you don't understand what's so funny.

I'm so sorry...

[dready]

that you apologize for apologizing.

i'm so laughable...

[Mordred]

... that libraries, churches, cinemas, etc... all have a panic button for when you arrive. Then, as always, you are reminded you are banned from such establishments, through fits of laughter, as guards pull you far away.

I'm so calm...

[dready]

that when you cannonball into a tsunami the water calms down instantly.

i'm so enraged...

[Mordred]

... that to the horror of those around and those that know you... you implode into one single, throbbing, vein (the kind seen on a stressed temple)... the skin thinly covering... as you are ready to blow up like a twisted (and disgusting) bomb.

(yikes, not a pretty picture.... hands you a Lifesaver... which supposedly cheers everybody up)...

I'm so meticulous...

[dready]

your details lie in and out of the pudding.

i'm so addicted...

[Mordred]

... that every rehab clinic in the world has you on their 'do not serve' list.

I'm so dirty...

[dready]

soap doesn't even suds up around you, instead it becomes grime when you touch it. Also water turns to oil when it hits your skin... man you must be dehydrated. O-O

i'm so ____...

[Kroduk]

...___ always ____s you in the ____ of your _________.

I'm so out of it...

[dready]

one way streets lead away from your ears.

i'm so grammatical...

[Kroduk]

...The Grammar Gestapo salute anytime they see you.

I'm so a'cited!

[Mordred]

... that the energizer bunny, when somehow connected to you, beats those drums so fast, that little pink creature goes spinning off into the atmosphere, never to be seen again. (leaving a faint, pink streak of light)

I'm so early...

[Solaine]

That even the early birds complain when there are no more worms left for them after you get done.


I'm so ticklish...

[dready]

feathers actually laugh when you're nearby.

i'm so dead...

[Mordred]

... That by the end of your typing that statement, you realize your fingers are stuck between the keys of the keyboard, no longer attached to you.

I'm so stoned...

[dready]

when it rains, pebbles hit you from the sky.

i'm so flexible...

[Mordred]

... that even the greatest, wisest yogi's of India send you spam, begging you to be your students.

I'm so afraid of the dark...

[dready]

lights nearby flicker just to make you paranoid.

i'm so nocturnal...