Corrupt a wish

[Skadii]

You wish is granted, but he is cooking his own meals at his girlfriend's house!


I wish my husband would get a better job!

[LilyRoseBlack23]

congratulations, your husband has a better job, but he now works with super models

I wish I had a better place to live

[Skadii]

Your wish is granted! You know reside in the best cell in the whole prison! *winks*


I wish I were a bird!

[LilyRoseBlack23]

congratulations, you're a dodo bird, you're the last one of your kind, you can't fly, and you're in the middle of a pack of hungry lions

I wish Gerard Butler were my husband

[BlightRaptor]

Granted, but he always wears a kilt. Even to bed.

I wish for a cup of tea.

[Skadii]

Granted! But that is all you have left to your name!


I wish I could sing!

[LilyRoseBlack23]

Granted, you can sing, but not in tune

I wish I were a dolphin

[BlightRaptor]

Granted. But you live on the coast of Japan. Enjoy being warm blooded sushi.

I wish for a rainbow.

[Skadii]

Granted! But it comes after a 40 day hurricane!


I wish I were able to communicate with my husband!

[BlightRaptor]

Granted, but you're telepathically linked... hearing everything you don't want to hear!

I wish for a kitten.

[Skadii]

Granted, but it the meanest barn kitten ever born and every time you try to pet him, he attacks you ferociously!


I wish I had a nanny!

[LilyRoseBlack23]

Granted but your nanny is Snookie from Jersey Shore

I wish all my bills were paid

[BlightRaptor]

Granted, but it was paid by a creepy old man who expects something in return.

I wish for a moped.

[LilyRoseBlack23]

Granted, but you used up all your money and it's now the only thing you own

I wish for world peace

[BlightRaptor]

Granted, but because peace is a lie, everyone secretly hates each other and play cruel jokes on one another on a daily basis.

I wish for a lemur.

[LilyRoseBlack23]

granted, but I've decided you must share with me, so you only get him every other holiday and weekends >.<

I wish to be an actress

[BlightRaptor]

Granted. However only Uwe Boll will work with you. Enjoy being in B movies based loosely on video games.

I wish to be the mayor.

[LilyRoseBlack23]

Congratulations, you're the new mayor of Springfield, the fictional city where the Simpson's live

I wish to travel to the Bahamas

[Skadii]

Granted, you travel to the Bahamas, but then you must turn around and come right back home!


I wish I could freeze time!

[LilyRoseBlack23]

Congratulations, you can now turn clocks into ice cubes

I wish I had some bbq chips

[JN]

Granted, but the chips that were BBQ'd are buffalo chips.

I wish more people played in this thread  https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=158235.0

[Ligeia]

Granted. But now it's so active you can never get a post in.

I wish I could take a week off from school

[LilyRoseBlack23]

Granted, you don't have to go to school for a week, instead you have to work at a job that week instead

I wish I lived in England

[JN]

Granted, but, oh my, you used past tense.  Rest in peace, my dear.

I wish global warming only worked in winter.

[LilyRoseBlack23]

Wish granted, but it got too hot and melted the polar ice caps covering the entire world in water, hope you enjoyed the film waterworld

I wish for 3 more wishes