The most devious hacker ever

[Lithos]

Just thought to share this priceless piece of irc log, posted it to ton of places along years but it is so read worthy. Should make sense to many here :)

Might want to save it too if you dont have it, original site does not seem to be up any longer.

    * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
    * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
    <bitchchecker> why do you kick me
    <bitchchecker> can't you discus normally
    <bitchchecker> answer!
    <Elch> we didn't kick you
    <Elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
    <bitchchecker> what ping man
    <bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right
    <bitchchecker> i even have dst
    <bitchchecker> you banned me
    <bitchchecker> amit it you son of a bitch
    <HopperHunter|afk> LOL
    <HopperHunter|afk> shit you're stupid, DST^^
    <bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
    <bitchchecker> for two weaks already
    <bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
    <Elch> You're a real computer expert
    <bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
    <Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
    <bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
    <Elch> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
    <Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
    <Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
    <bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
    <Elch> Now I'm frightened
    <bitchchecker> shut up you'll be gone
    <bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
    <bitchchecker> say goodbye
    <Elch> to whom?
    <bitchchecker> to you man
    <bitchchecker> buy buy
    <Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
    * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

[Psi]

Always love seeing this one :)

[Lithos]

Definite classic :)

[Jarl Tiberius]

heh...funny. Never saw it before!

[HairyHeretic]

It goes on longer.

The mighter hacker does indeed connect to 127.0.0.1 and starts to delete his victems hard drives, gleefully telling the channel that the drives are being deleted one by one. He's leaving the C drive to the last, to give his victem a chance to apologise.

Then he vanishes, to the general amusement of the rest of the channel.

[Lithos]

Yep, to me, the part that totally cracks me up is that someone would not know that 127.0.0.1 is the loopback, its just priceless :p

I use that as example of why it is good to learn networking on basic course.. I mean, even if you are not going to work on the field, basics are good to know so that you wont be that dumb :)

[The Overlord]

Even before getting to the punchline, not exactly the most towering intellect out there, is he?  :D

[Inkidu]

I can't tell if this is funny or just sad.

[Trieste]

It's both... I think. :P

[Dramo]

Definitely both. Epic fail

[Haibane]

Hee hee, made me laugh. Thanks Lithos.

[The Overlord]

It's both... I think. :P

Definitely both.