Corrupt a wish

Started by Twilightfiredragon, October 04, 2011, 02:08:49 PM

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QuirkyFelicity

Granted, but you are now so addicted to it that you cannot bring yourself to do anything else.

I wish that I could receive a real Hogwarts letter, allowing me to attend Hogwarts as a late-entry student.
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Rogue

Granted. You now have a class with Albus Severus. Congratulations.

I wish I was born a true red head. Like Lindsay Lohan's before she messed with it.

Ruyin

Granted!, yet in five months’ time you will grow bald.


I wish I had brand new shoes that never got dirty.

Zacker64

Granted. They're imaginary.

I wish I was approved to Elliquiy.

Skadii

Granted...one hour before the world explodes into a billion pieces!

I wish I had magical powers.

SinfulsShadowShogun

Granted, but they fade the moment you lose your virginity.

I wish I had a life-time supply of nutrient bars.

Rogue

Granted, but they are always expired.

I wish George R.R. Martin would finish A Song of Ice and Fire... preferably sooner rather than later...or is granted immortality to have time to finish his novels and has the ability to finish them and still be amazing books!

SinfulsShadowShogun

(It's funny because nutrient bars don't have an expiry date...) Granted, but he will never do anything other than write, and you can never read said books.

I wish to have a non-corrupted wish.

Rogue

(I don't mind, my wish shall have improved the lives of the masses) Granted. That was the non-corrupted wish.

I wish there were more time in the day.

SinfulsShadowShogun

Granted, but, there are no more weekends, and all your time is spent working.

I wish to have the ability to corrupt wishes to the point where they are voided.

Rogue

Granted but the first one you corrupt is your own, voiding the wish that gave you the power to void wishes.

I wish food was cheaper.

SinfulsShadowShogun

Granted, but it's all spoiled.

I wish that this wish wasn't a wish but a demand, a demand that was given into immediately and without question, therefore making it a wish once again, as opposed to the aforementioned demand (Confused?)

Rogue

Granted. And that's all you get. ;)

I wish I wasn't so sleepy... *yawns*

FionaM

Granted. You are now asleep.

I wish I had wings.

Rogue

Granted. They are tiny and not enough to support your weight. :)

I wish I could use the internet in my mind (like in Ghost in the Shell)

FionaM

Granted. You spent the rest of your life in a torrent of internet debauchery.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

Rogue

Granted, you can no longer breathe air.

I wish I had a higher metabolism.

FionaM

Granted, but you have to eat something every hour.

I wish I could see faeries.

Rogue

Granted but they're not nearly as pretty as you thought they'd be... Or nearly as nice to people who can see them.

I wish there were less stupid people in the world.

FionaM

Granted, but all the smart people invent the singularity and humanity ascends to a higher plane of existence.

I wish my dogs would stop gnawing on the furniture.

Rogue

Granted, they are now gnawing on your leg.

I wish I had a Husky.

FionaM

Granted, but she's pregnant. Soon, you have seven adorable Husky puppies as well!

I wish my computer was faster.

Rogue

(OMG I love you Fiona! *glomps*) Your computer reaches new speeds and the internet is attempting to keep up. It gets upgraded to google fiber.

I wish I wasn't so easy to excite.

FionaM

(*blush*) Granted, but now all of your puppies are sad.

I wish I could be more outgoing.

Rogue

Granted, but now you are mildly obnoxious.

I wish batteries lasted forever without needing charge.