Corrupt a wish

Started by Twilightfiredragon, October 04, 2011, 02:08:49 PM

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Ayahka

Granted. It's the perfect avatar, but it keeps malfunctioning and causes your computer to freeze up any time it's displayed on-screen.

I wish I could have my groceries delivered today so I didn't have to go to the store.

InDeCiSive

Granted, but I wouldn't be ordering produce.  It takes 3 weeks to deliver.  ^.^

I wish everyday was Halloween.

Jclaymore

Granted, but everyone dies of sugar overload

I wish i have the ability to create things by drawing it

Ayahka

Granted. Now just draw something, and wham! You've created a drawing of that thing! ...What? You never specified that you wanted to create the actual. physical things...

I wish I understood just what's so great about this Doctor Who show that people keep talking about it.

Jclaymore

Omg yu culture barbarian loljk.

Granted, but the daleks come and get you

I wish i had a girlfriend (forever alone xD)

Nataleigh

Granted. She is the overly-attached girlfriend (look up the meme if you don't already know it ;P).

I wish for a delicious muffin!
I'm BACK from vacation! <3 <3 <3

We need more teachers and students at St. Jude! Please join! <3

Jclaymore

(Is it sad i'm used to dealing with those types?)

Granted but it's also highly poisonous

I wish i had all the money i need as a cheque whenever i want to buy something

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  The check/cheque bounces every time you try to use it, and you are arrested for attempting to steal things.

I wish that I was a master computer programmer.
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Jclaymore

Granted, you create Skynet

I wish I wasn't feeling sick anymore.

Daoine Sidhe

Perfect.  My conquest of the human race is nearly complete.

Your wish is granted.  You're dead.

I wish you weren't dead anymore.
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KrataLightblade

Quote from: Daoine Sidhe on May 30, 2013, 03:28:02 AM
Perfect.  My conquest of the human race is nearly complete.

Your wish is granted.  You're dead.

I wish you weren't dead anymore.

Granted, he's now a horrible unliving abomination that hates the living.

I wish for fudge.

Jclaymore

granted, *stuffs zombievirus infected fudge in your mouth* XD

I wish I am no longer a horrible unliving abomination that hates the living.

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  Now you're a living abomination that hates the living.

I wish you didn't hate anything or anyone.
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Adammair

Granted! He becomes a hippie, full of peace and love for everything and everyone, and is then assaulted by a vicious gang of neo-nazis who hate everything and everyone.

I wish today was tomorrow!

Annisthyrienne

When I was growing up, my Dad taught me to never say i hate anyone, just to say that I 'have no use for them'.  So your wish is granted: I don't hate anyone, but there are a heck of a lot of people I 'have no use for'.

Granted. Today is yesterday's tomorrow.  It still doesn't help get you to the weekend except by one day at a time.  ;)

I wish I could find ammo that was plentiful and cheap.

Adammair

Quote from: Annisthyrienne on May 30, 2013, 06:10:39 AM
I wish I could find ammo that was plentiful and cheap.

:o    ???

Anyway...

Granted! Now, the song "Praise the Lord, and Pass the Ammunition" is playing on repeat for eternity...

I wish I knew all three Dixie Chicks, and that the babies of the ones who were pregnant, were mine...

InDeCiSive

Granted, now there are 6 each and you have to work three jobs.  They decided they wanted to be stay at home moms.  Good luck!
(but way to go on the baby making)

I wish my cat could talk, instead of just meowing at me.

Jclaymore

Granted, but your cat can only say 4 words: You lost the game

I wish I could do the same things as Shrödeningers cat from the Anime Hellsing

Etherealdreamer

Wish granted. Although you've no real control over this ability to be everywhere and anywhere, and frequently end up at a real life LemonParty.com 5 times out of 10.
'Cherish friendship in your breast-
New is good, but old is best;
Make new friends, but keep the old;
Those are silver, these are gold.'

Etherealdreamer

I wish I could breathe underwater.
'Cherish friendship in your breast-
New is good, but old is best;
Make new friends, but keep the old;
Those are silver, these are gold.'

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  You're a fish.  Three seconds into your new life, you're caught by a fisherman and eaten for dinner.  You are reincarnated as a human again.

I wish I had superpowers.
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beanhollow

Your wish is my command! Sadly most of your superpowers backfire and end up blowing things up.

I wish I could get paid to travel!

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  You can only travel to Hell.  It's one way.

I wish for a better TV.
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Jclaymore

Granted, you get a flatscreen 3D tv. However, the first thing you see on it is a certain tape from The Ring...

I wish Half-Life 2 Episode 3 existed and is in my possession legally.

Daoine Sidhe

Granted.  It sucks.  It involves you playing a mentally retarded cat and trying to learn to fly.

I wish I had telepathy!
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