CORRUPT A WISH! *Brought to you by ME!!!*

[MasterMischief]

Granted, but it is contained within a child proof apparatus, which, oddly, is equally effective against adults.

I wish I could teleport freely wherever I wanted whenever I wanted.

[Lone]

Granted...But it never works,


I wish I had known there was no BREAD before making hotdogs....

Damn I feel like a kid with cut up hot-dogs a ketchup..

[MasterMischief]

Granted, but your hunger for hotdog is not abated.

I wish I found the cure for cancer.

[Autumn52]

granted but another disese takes its place

I wish I could teleport into Lone's bedroom and wait for him there and at the same time teleport into MasterMischief's bedroom and wait for him there

[Lone]

Granted, sex ensues....But, you can't feel anything because of the whole being in two places at once.

I wish I my guitar tuners batteries where not dead.... =(

[MasterMischief]

Granted, but then the strings break.

I wish I were a classical pianist.

[Lone]

Granted, but no one likes your music until 100+ years after your dead...


I wish Xandi really could teleport naked...

[Autumn52]

Granted (working on it as we speak) but I am fat and ugly

I wish I did not really have to get off line this time

[MasterMischief]

Granted, but you are never allowed to leave even for nourishment or potty breaks.

I wish the Beatles were all alive and back together.

[Lone]

Granted, but they got off drugs and there music sucks now.

I wish I never had to corrupt that wish.

[Beguile's Mistress]

Granted - Not only are the Beatles alive and back together, all their recordings are 45 and 33-1/3 records

I wish no one would notice my new avatar

[Dizzi]

Granted.  No one notices your avatar, but then he tells everyone


I wish for the oven to pre-heat awithout any sort of probl;em as it pre-heats OR afterwards and the oven remains unchanged, along with all of my food.

[Kaiten]

Granted, however your stove on the other hand has a gas leak and sadly explodes, killing you not so instantly. Your new nickname becomes "Toasty"

I wish I could eat your soul.

[Kirei]

Granted, but the soul turns out to be vengefl and tears you apart from the inside.

I wish I could sell my soul to the devil.

[Kaiten]

Granted, but I'm not giving anything to you in return, heh heh....

I wish that I could jump into people's dreams and mess with them.

[Autumn52]

Granted but you can only jump into nightmares and get the shit scared out of you

I wish I had more time to play on the computer

[Nighttime Blues]

Granted, you have all the time in the world, but your computer just died.

I wish I could have more wishes.

[MasterMischief]

Granted, but they are all corrupted.

I wish I had more llama images.

[Kaiten]

Granted, but since this is the internet, 90% of them turn out to be questionable and you get very embarrassed.

I wish that I had a pet that could fetch candy for me.

[Lone]

Granted, but it smells funny and eats the candy...

I wish ......For a wish idea?

[Autumn52]

Granted you have donuts now

I wish more people played the games

[Lone]

Granted, but know no one RP's D=

I wish I could find a nice girl, who is interested in a light relationship who lives near bye, plays games, converse's about DnD openly, enjoys my company, and adores me....

Yea, I wish haha.

[Autumn52]

Granted but she is hairy

I wish I had a guy who was interested in nothing but sex with me

[Lone]

Granted, but he is me.



I wish I had a car.

[Autumn52]

Granted but it is broken down and needs alot of work

I wish my last wish and granted would come true