Corrupt a wish

[Sould]

granted but your mind is now an open book, which anyone can read or edit.

I wish I was a voice actor

[Fira]

Granted but you can only talk in the studio.

I wish I was a famous actress

[Sould]

Granted but you become manically depressed and die of an overdose after just two years.

I wish I were invisible

[Fira]

Granted but no one can see or hear you and you will forever walk alone watching other people go through life.

I wish I could go into TV shows through the television and interact with the characters in that show.

[Sould]

granted but you're stuck in the tv, so whichever show is next you have to live it

I wish I could attract women.

[Fira]

Granted but they want you so much they soon start ripping at your skin.

I wish I could eat anything and not gain a pound

[Sould]

granted but you keep losing weight until you're nothing at all and float away on the wind

I wish I could become a dragon

[Fira]

Granted but once you become a dragon you get sent into the game verse and are slain

I wish I had a beautiful singing voice to enchant people

[Sould]

Granted but you are soon slain by the women of the men you enchant

I wish I could create fursonas

[Fira]

Granted but once you make one, it becomes reality and then it creates another which also comes into reality and the cycle continues and soon the government gets involved and holds you accountable and eliminates you and all the fursonas.

I wish I could create my own world.

[Sould]

Granted but in the process you destroy this one and everything on it including yourself

I wish I were more flexible

[Fira]

Granted but you become flat and flexible. So you get blown around by the wind, and fall through cracks in the floor and so on.

I wish I could control time

[Sould]

granted but you stop time for yourself and end up an eternal monument

I wish I could become insanely strong

[Fira]

Granted but when you give hugs you crush the persons bones and if you tap someone you bruise them.

I wish I was super fast

[Sould]

granted but you can never slow down

I wish I were super smart

[Fira]

Granted but you'll always have massive headaches when you learn something new and have to think and pain killers will not work on them.

I wish I had a dream catcher

[Sould]

Granted but you only catch nightmares

I wish I was skinny

[Nic]

Granted, you become a sheet of paper, but unfortunately your about to be shredded.

I wish to be warm

[Sould]

Granted. You are a yule log in a fire

I wish I had sex

[Fira]

Granted but your partner ends up being an alien and devours you.

I wish I could be a cat

[Hazel]

Granted, your now a cat in china. Have fun with that.

I wish I could do something world changing.

[Fira]

Granted but once you do it, you vanish and no one remembers you did it.

I wish I see the future

[Sould]

granted but you only foresee your own death which comes two seconds after you see it

I wish I had access to any food I wanted

[Fira]

granted but 90% of the time you access unfinished foods in the garbage

I wish I had magical tattoos.

[Sould]

Granted but they open up into a gateway to Hell at your crotch

I wish I had an extra cock